Genshin Impact: This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable

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"Hmm?"

Luo Qing glanced at the canned knowledge in his hand, then at Theresa, whose face was flushed red, her knees pressed tightly together.

He had a pretty good idea of what was in it…

But to confirm, he'd have to inspect it himself.

After a few moments of hesitation, he began absorbing the knowledge.

In the blink of an eye, vivid scenes flooded his mind.

He and Theresa, in the living room, the bedroom, the bathroom—even the balcony…

An intense, unrestrained, passionate battle lasting eight hundred rounds.

It was absurd.

"..."

Luo Qing frowned and turned to Theresa.

"Where did you learn all these positions?"

"Hehe…"

Theresa assumed Luo Qing was praising her and shyly lowered her head.

"As long as you like it, my lord..."

"..."

Luo Qing was at a loss for words, unsure how to communicate with his zealous subordinate.

"Well, customer? The device works as advertised, right?"

Dori rubbed her hands together eagerly.

Though she was young, the earlier conversation—and Theresa's suggestive outfit—made it pretty clear what kind of "knowledge" had been stored.

If she could sell something like that herself, she could fetch a premium price.

"It works..." Luo Qing nodded, his feelings mixed.

The canned knowledge felt as real as if he had lived it. Those moments with Theresa...

"Hehe, if there's no problem..."

Dori extended her small hand toward Luo Qing with a businesslike grin.

"Let's shake on it. I look forward to working with you again!"

"Mm."

Luo Qing gave her a quick handshake, and Dori wasted no time slinging her oversized backpack over her shoulders and hurrying out the door.

This place was too dangerous for a cute little merchant like her.

Better safe than sorry.

"..."

"She sure can run fast."

Luo Qing glanced at the door, then at the extraction device on the table.

He recalled the time he and Nahida experimented with dreams. In the dream world, he could access a computer and revisit everything he had ever experienced—every anime frame, every novel passage, even those risqué…

Well, he didn't search for those in front of Nahida.

He had only tested it with something like Yosuga no Sora.

If he could turn everything from his dreams into canned knowledge and sell it...

Luo Qing felt like he'd stumbled upon a goldmine for generating frustration points.

I wonder if Sumeru scholars and citizens would be into sibling love.

Maybe sprinkle in some shocking bull drama…

But then another problem arose: how could he extract dream content into the real world?

While he mulled it over, a sudden weight pressed down on his lap.

Luo Qing looked up to find Theresa perched on him again, arms wrapped around his neck.

"My lord…" Theresa whispered in his ear.

"All those positions you just saw? I've already practiced them all~."

"...?"

Luo Qing was momentarily speechless.

What was it like to have a subordinate utterly obsessed with seducing you?

Then again, if this had happened to the Luo Qing from his previous life, he would have laughed himself awake from sheer happiness.

"No one's going to interrupt us now, my lord~," Theresa murmured, her voice silky as she leaned against him.

"My lord, take me, won't you?

"I don't care about status or titles.

"It can just be our little secret.

"Whenever you want… I'm always ready~."

Even if all Luo Qing desired was her body, she wouldn't mind as long as she could stay by his side.

"..."

Luo Qing struggled to respond.

Theresa's words revealed a complete lack of pride or reservation.

What did I ever do to deserve this?

"Aren't you afraid you'll regret this?"

"Of course I am," Theresa said, pouting slightly.

"But I'm more afraid of you leaving me behind..."

"..."

"...Fine."

Luo Qing sighed, muttering under his breath:

"Word's too big. Bear with me."

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It was a night of long-awaited relief, a night of unbridled passion.

As Theresa had claimed, she had indeed prepared well.

Luo Qing found that with just a glance, Theresa seemed to know exactly what to do next.

The experience was… overwhelmingly satisfying.

However, like Makoto before her, Theresa's stamina paled in comparison to Luo Qing's.

By the latter half of the night, she had fallen asleep in his arms, completely exhausted.

Lying on the bed, Luo Qing reflected on how he had met Theresa.

Had he not arrived when he did, she might have perished during Childe's Osial incident.

Who would have thought that this usually wild and scatterbrained girl would be so devoted—and still a virgin?

When he first met her, he had assumed she was the type to play around and have a different guy every night.

After some thought, fatigue began to creep in. Pulling Theresa closer, Luo Qing gently cradled her.

Before drifting off, his gaze landed on the extraction device.

Suddenly reminded of his plans, he reached for it, placing it on his head.

His vision blurred, and the boundary between reality and dreams dissolved.

When his awareness reassembled, he found himself back in his bedroom.

"This…"

"So dreaming always brings me back here, huh..."

Luo Qing was surprised.

This was his third time in this dreamscape.

Weren't dreams supposed to be illogical and fragmented?

Looking around, he noticed Nahida was absent.

It seemed she wasn't interested in visiting his dream tonight.

"Hmm, perfect timing."

Luo Qing hurried to his computer, pulling up the search engine.

He typed in keywords enthusiastically.

"School Days... Yosuga no Sora... No, too sweet. I can't spoil them. Let's try something else… Clannad. Yeah, that'll work."

Familiar anime scenes populated his browser, but a new issue quickly surfaced.

He could access the content—but how was he supposed to extract it into canned knowledge?

He was still dreaming!

As he pondered this, a familiar voice broke the silence.

"Luo Qing, why are you up so late?"

He turned to see Nahida sitting on his bed.

With a light hop, she leapt to the floor.

"I had some urgent business to take care of," Luo Qing replied.

"Business?" Nahida tilted her head in curiosity.

"Yeah, the kind that'll explode if left undone."

"Explode…?"

Nahida didn't quite understand but decided not to press further. Luo Qing often said strange things, and she had learned to shrug it off.

Her attention shifted to the computer screen.

"Hmm? Luo Qing, what's this?"

"Ah?"

Luo Qing glanced at the screen.

Fortunately, the anime covers looked innocuous enough, betraying none of their deeper content.

"These," Luo Qing said, placing a solemn hand on Nahida's shoulder, "are highly educational stories from my past life."

"Nahida, could I ask you for a favor?"

"Hmm?"

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T/N: I like Yosuga no Sora!

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