Food: starting from feeding Fat Reba in the crew

Chapter 413



Chapter 0413 – Wang Dahai: Can’t Catch Me Alone in the Pit!!!

Early in the morning, a new day begins.

The rising sun shines its rays towards the lake.

The breeze rises, and the waves jump, stirring up the broken gold on the surface of the river.

Yang Zhe got up early and went to the yard to wash up.

At this time, Brother Dahai appeared on a brand new electric tricycle and came to the yard with a creak.

His face was full of pride, which made Yang Zhe can’t help but think of a poem Spring Breeze proud horseshoe disease, see all the Chang’an flowers in one day.

“Brother Yang, take a look at our new car, electric.”

“Oh, yes, and painted you with the logo of cooking smoke?”

Wang Dahai suddenly croaked his teeth and smiled: “Of course, you can say what ingredients you want in the future, with this electric car, there is no place we can’t go, if I want to say that Director Cao is really interesting, much more righteous than that surnamed Qin.” ”

Yang Zhe took out his mobile phone while squeezing the toothpaste and looked at it: “It takes about eight kilometers to get out of the mountain from here to the nearest large comprehensive vegetable market, and I estimate that even if you ride three wheels and run back and forth, you will have a crotch pain.” ”

“?????”

“But it’s okay, you practiced it, you didn’t ride the tricycle that you pedaled back then.”

“I was riding because there was a big truck to help me, this wilderness, I can’t even see a hanging hair, where do I go to find a big truck?”

Yang Zhe brushed his teeth and opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of white foam: “That’s okay, it’s all the way downhill from here to the bottom of the mountain, it’s just fast.” ”

Wang Dahai’s face immediately turned white: “I grass, are you coming back to pull a cart of things and run uphill?” And the slope here is much steeper than Anmen’s, can the power of this stupid electric car be? ”

“Climbing the hill… I guess it’s quite strenuous. ”

“Then won’t I be pitted again??”

“It’s not enough to be pitted, it’s just a few pairs of pants, it’s okay.”

Wang Dahai’s original excitement froze directly on his face, and then it turned into endless sorrow.

But as the old saying goes, it is called blessing without matching, and woe is not alone.

Do you think that’s enough?

Wang Dahai felt that he was so miserable, and he almost got it.

But who knew that in the next second, Yang Zhe’s next words suddenly made him cry out uncomfortable.

“Brother Dahai, I have to tell you something, I plan to do Buddha jumping off the wall tonight.”

“??????”

Wang Dahai plucked his ears: “What do you say?” Can you say it again? ”

Yang Zhe rinsed the foam in his mouth: “I said I was going to do Buddha jumping over the wall tonight.” ”

“Is that Buddha jumping off the wall with a belly of abbots wings, a pot of local chicken and duck, and a day and a night to get out of the pot? And someone must strictly watch the fire halfway to ensure the uniformity of the firepower, and the Buddha jumping off the wall if there is a slight accident? ”

Yang Zhe was slightly stunned and looked around: “There is no camera here, what do you explain so clearly?” ”

Wang Dahai’s whole body was numb: “I’m afraid, should I come to see the fire again when I jump off the wall as a Buddha?” ”

“The key thing you guessed is indeed accurate, I waited until today to make this dish, just for the return of your king!”

“But Brother Yang, do you remember the last time you jumped off the wall with Buddha? I watched the fire for a day and a night, and everyone almost died. ”

“But you see that fire is professional, didn’t the defeated Man’s uncle say that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.”

“Whose uncle? Damn, I’m going to slap him in the big mouth! ”

“Can’t fan it, he’s dead.”

“How did you die?”

“There was a shooting on the road, the old man ran slowly, there was no way, he encountered an accident.”

“My grass, now there are Nima robbers in this harmonious society?”

“This is what happened to Meijian.”

“Oh, then it’s no wonder, they are free there.”

Yang Zhe went over and patted him on the shoulder: “You see the best and best at the fire, I can only trust you in this matter, otherwise I don’t worry if you hand it over to others.” ”

Wang Dahai pondered silently in his heart for a long time: “Why do I think it’s good to watch the fire, isn’t this sentence praising me?” ”

“Just praise you, don’t be modest.”

“What about the ingredients, I won’t want me to go to the real now, right?”

“That’s not necessary, I bought the ingredients yesterday, but now I do have two jobs to do.”

“What’s the job?”

“First of all, we need an earthen stove to make Buddha jumping over the wall, so the first job is to build a stove.”

“What about the second one?”

“The program team informed me that to enrich the content of the program, someone needs to take guests to catch eels in the mud pond in the back mountain, and you will catch loaches.”

Wang Dahai thought for a while: “Then I’d better help build the stove, I haven’t done such a high-end job as catching loaches before.” ”

Yang Zhe shook his head: “It’s not catching loaches, it’s catching yellow eels.” ”

“Huh? These two things are not the same, are they? ”

“Loach is a loach family, loach belongs to the loach family, cylindrical, the caudal peduncle is flattened and thin, and the head is small and snouted.”

“What about the yellow eel?”

“The yellow eel is a genus of eels in the family Zygogiillaceae, with a rounded front and a flattened back, a pointed and slender tail, a long, rounded head, and a large mouth.”

Wang Dahai heard it half-aware, but he probably understood that loaches and yellow eels were not the same type of fish.

However, as a native of Kyoto, he has never seen a river ditch since he was a child, let alone catch loaches.

So he still chose to work on the stove, after all, this thing he had done before, it was not very difficult.

And just like that, the time came to half-past midnight in the morning.

Reba and Bai Lu first woke up from sleep, then washed up and began to drag Yang Zhe to chat.

And Wang Ziwei and Zhao Rusi also woke up half an hour later, and after putting on light makeup, they also joined the early morning chat.

“But it didn’t take long to chat, Zuo Xiaohui came over with a stack of task cards.”

“Attention female guests.”

“At ten o’clock today, please put on your rain boots and gather at the beach in the back mountain on time, we will have a yellow eel catching competition.”

When the words fell, Reba and the other female guests looked at each other, their eyes full of puzzlement.

It is not surprising to catch yellow eels, because slow variety shows in life will have such a link.

For example, farming, such as rushing to the sea, and then helping fellow villagers break corn.

But……

Why is it only necessary for female guests to catch yellow eels?

Seeing everyone’s doubtful expressions, Zuo Xiaohui understood, but did not explain much.

They require all female guests to catch yellow eels for a reason.

After all, girls are naturally timid, and catching this snake-like creature will definitely be scary.

And fear is the easiest to show the effect.

Therefore, the program team does not care whether these guests can really catch the yellow eel, they are dedicated to the effect of the program.

“Brother Yang Zhe, the yellow eel is scary, I don’t want to catch the yellow eel.”

“Yes, the eel is like a snake, I don’t dare to look at it, let alone catch it.”

Hearing the voice of the female guest, Zuo Xiaohui couldn’t help but smile slightly.

Look, isn’t that the effect of fear?

But in the next second, Yang Zhe’s words directly broke this effect.

“Although the eel is not beautiful, it is delicious, if you catch a little more, I can make you a whole eel banquet, such as shrimp popping eel, double pepper crispy eel, salted meat double bamboo shoot grilled eel cone, mint eel, raw cooked earth eel, braised eel, eel noodles, etc.”

Before the female guest finished listening, saliva directly overflowed.

“Then I’m going to catch the eels!”

“I’m going to catch eels too!”

“Great, why wait for ten o’clock, go now!”

“Yes, yes, change into rain boots, and we’ll go right away!”

Zuo Xiaohui:?????




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