SWNOVELXO Chapter 113
As I’m telling Snow how her husband and my wife were able to make it out, we start to hear shouting from outside. “That’s probably people finding out that zombies got inside the gate.” I tell her, but she doesn’t seem to worried about it. Her, Pepper and almost all of the elves that got caught do have Firm, which keeps them from fully turning into zombies. So I can relate to her lack of concern. “Ruby says Canton should still be able to fight off this many zombies, and Pops says to tell you he loves and misses you.” I tell her, giving her a kiss on the lips. “He also said to give you a smooch for him.” I add, and she wiggles while blushing. Snow then says “He’s such a romantic, tell him I love him more, and can’t wait to see him again. Give him a kiss back for me.”
I do as she says and when he asks “Why did you kiss me on the lips? Did she ask you to use tongue?” I answer “Well I kissed her on the lips for you, so it makes sense, and I figured she would have used tongue. You two kiss like that all the time.” Pops sighs but then smiles and says “She’s my little hellhound.” with a happy tone. I hope they don’t ask me to have sex for them, since we’re kind of busy right now. Maybe I can suggest it for later.
Before I can do that though, there is a loud banging on the front door. Snow stops smiling and brushes off her outfit and straightening her posture. I follow her to the front door and she opens it asking “What can I do for Sirs?” Outside is a guard with a panicked look on his face. The guard answers “We need your master to help with defense, zombies have gotten into the city. I have other residents to warn, so go tell him for us. Goodbye.” He then turns around and I look out the door, seeing him run to the next house and knock on their door. Snow pulls me back inside and says “You should act more professional mom, otherwise you’ll get scolded.” I nod and straighten myself as well. Being a maid, I have to remember so many things.
Snow leads me to the room that has the dungeon in it, and shows me a wooden stick with fancy designs on it. “If it’s an emergency and you have to call Master out of the dungeon, just break this stick.” She then snaps it in half, which doesn’t seem too difficult to remember. It must be like my skill that makes Sentries, they warn me when they start fighting something. So I nod and we wait in front of the stairs for the dungeon. It only takes a few minutes for the fancy master and Pepper to get out of the dungeon. When he sees us, her looks at Snow and asks “What’s the emergency?”
As he walks up the stairs, she starts to explain what the guard said and the master presses his hand to his face and says “What idiot guards let zombies get in? Snow, you’re in charge of keeping the house in top shape until I get back. Keep the door locked and don’t answer it like usual. I don’t want my precious collection being turned into ugly zombies.” I guess he doesn’t know that Snow is already part zombie, or was it undead? I can’t remember, but I won’t tell him, since it doesn’t seem like he’d like it. I never asked what race Pepper actually ended up as, since her moms were a chupa-something and a vampire.
Once the fancy cloths man… master, leaves the house and Snow locks the door, I ask “Hey Pepper, what did your race end up being?” She finally gives me a hug and says “Grandma, I’m so glad you’re okay. I love the ears by the way, and my race is Blood Hound in my Status.” I give her a hug back and wiggle a little. I was a bit sad that I didn’t get to talk to her before she was taken into the dungeon. Snow coughs and says “Dinner still needs to be made, you two will be in charge of setting the table. So Pepper, show Opal how that’s done. The town may be getting attacked by zombies, but that’s no reason to get yourself punished when Master comes back.” Both of us nod and Pepper leads me to the dining room.
As we’re setting the table we feel the house shake and one of the glasses I just put down starts to fall over. Luckily Pepper catches it, and straightens the glass. “Oh a big one got in, I’ve never seen a zombie of that size before.” I tell her, and she says “Well hopefully it can be more careful, I broke a glass once and Master told me I couldn’t talk for two whole days. It was torture, and mom wouldn’t help me at all.” That does sound pretty boring, so I’m extra careful with the rest of the stuff I put on the table. The house shakes one last time as my body outside the walls sees the giant zombie fall down and stop moving. It was a pretty entertaining fight to watch, but there are still other strong zombies loose in the city, so our forces still have time to get here.
After we finish setting the table, we report it to Snow, who checks it for us and says we did a good job. I keep myself from wiggling with my maid body, since I’m supposed to be professional, but that doesn’t stop me from wiggling outside. It’s good to have my hard work recognized, those forks were really difficult to tell apart.
We then hear more banging on the front door, and Snow says “You take care of it with mom Pepper, remember, don’t open the door. Just open the slot to see what they want.” My red haired granddaughter has me follow her to the front door, and we hear the knocking again before she slides a little metal thing to the side and asks through it “What can I do for Sir, the Master is out of the house.” I see a human man’s eye look in through the slot and say “Open this door so we can rape you while your master is away.” I then hear some men outside with him say “You weren’t supposed to tell her dude.” They argue with each other for a bit but Pepper answers “I’ll have to decline, Master said to not let anyone in while he’s gone. If you’d like I can take a message for you.” I then hear shouting from outside again, and one of the men says “Let’s try the next one, this one’s a bust because Steve’s a dumbass.”
I look out the slot, and see the men leaving, so I tell Pepper. She just shakes her head and says “Too bad I’d get in a lot of trouble for letting them in. I’m really pent up at this point, since I haven’t had sex in over a week.” She must take after Ruby a lot, so I nod, understanding my own wife pretty well. I ask her “So what do we do now with the table set?” She puts her hand on her chin and gets a thinking face. “I’m still a little dirty from the dungeon, so I should take a bath for master. Do you mind helping me wash?” she asks, so I agree and we head to the bath for my second time today. We of course let Snow know what we’re doing first, since she’s in charge.
I have a lot of fun washing my granddaughter in the bath, and I even get to wipe her off with the towel. She says it’s important to make sure her tail is dry, because the master gets upset if he sees it wet. I have to agree with him on that part, since it does look much more fluffy and beautiful dry. It feels better too. She puts on a new set of cloths, but mine are obviously still fine, so I just put them back on. As we’re headed back to the kitchen to see if Snow is done cooking yet, we hear a shattering sound and rush into the main room. There I see a green ball of fire on the carpet. It must have come through the broken window, but Pepper panics and says “How do we put it out, I can’t use any of my skills. Ahh it’s spreading I’ll go ask mom!”
It’s just fire so I go and stomp on it a bunch till it goes out. I found out this works when my daughters wanted to eat off of me, and I accidentally kicked a coal into out house. The fire didn’t get very far then either, but it did leave some black marks that are still there. I look at the carpet, and sure enough, some of it was burnt. So when Snow rushes into the room with a blanket, I apologize for not stomping it fast enough. She lets out a relived sigh and says “You did a good job mom, I guess we can just have you stomp on fires from now on.” She then gives me a hug, and then get scolded by her for wiggling.
It turns out that Master won’t get mad at us if damaged stuff isn’t our fault, but we’ll have to go with him to hire people to fix it. Well hopefully I won’t have to since we plan on attacking after the zombies are done. Everyone has already gathered far enough from the city to not be spotted, and I’m keeping them updated with my other bodies. Oh, now there’s a big skeleton lizard attacking the humans, which is pretty fun to watch. Luckily it’s not near where I think my maid bunny body is with Snow and Pepper, so we shouldn’t have to worry about it smashing the house up and getting us in trouble.
It’s too bad I can’t make out the individual humans from outside the walls like this. I wanted to see how the fancy master fought, in case I ended up having to kill him later. I hear another shattering sound with my maid body, and look over to the broken window. The men from before are stepping into the room through it, and I hear Snow say “You aren’t allowed in here while Master is away, please leave, and stop further damaging the windows.” I nod, since Pepper did tell them that earlier. “Oh, look at what fine pieces of meat we have here, you weren’t joking when you said this guy had animal girl maids. We aren’t going to be leaving, we’re going to be fucking you lot while everyone is distracted by the dead.” I shake my head, since we aren’t allowed to, and get grabbed by a couple of the men.
I realize they are really weak, probably only 2nd tier. Even missing most of my stats and skills I’m stronger than these humans. So I ask Snow, who I guess didn’t make it to 5th tier yet, since she’s actually struggling with the men like her daughter. “Hey sweetie, how should I get rid of these guys, I’m afraid of breaking something.” The men laugh as they start trying to rip our clothes off, but Snow yells “Just don’t kill them on the carpets, blood is really hard to get out of them.” The men laugh more, until I throw the first one back out the broken window.
There were only 5 of them, so it didn’t take me long to toss all of them out. I quickly follow them through and say “Try not to bleed too much when I squish you, Master will get mad if I get too many outfits dirty.” It only takes me a couple minutes to kill all of them, and Snow shows me where the trash can things are to put them in outside. We can see that there are still some zombies attacking people, but none of them come our way, so we climb back into the house through the broken window. “Pepper, go back to the bath with mom, she’ll need washing and a new outfit. Show her where to take the clothes for wash after. I’ll clean the mess up here, but hurry up, master will probably be back soon.”
She’s right, since it looks like the strong zombies seem to almost be finished off, so I go with Pepper to the bath and scrub myself quickly with her help. Jessica, Ruby and Pops all agree that now is the time to strike, since Canton hasn’t had a chance to even fix and close their now broken gate yet. We have an easy way in and the humans should be weakened from their fight with those 6th tier zombies I saw. I do like Citrine suggested and yell “Charge!” as she flies forward with my little body.
Behind us we’re followed by large amounts of Hounds, Statues, Boars and Hoppers. All led by my friends and daughters. This should be an exciting fight, and hopefully I can squish a lot of slavers.