Fairy Tail: The Strongest Fairy (Rewritten Version)

"HEY, HOW LONG YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP FOR!? YOU DAMNED PERVERT!!"

Zack's green eyes snapped out, as his ears felt like they are bleeding, when someone happened to at blank range, shouted right into his ears.

At first, confusion was written over our clueless protagonist's face.

But he soon realized who that voice belongs to.

And the one this voice belonged to, was the very same person that attacked him in the forest, before his lights went out.

Zack turned his head to the source of the voice, only to meet his attacker, whose blue eyes looked at him, with a smugly grin on her lips, and her show white hair, that Zack unable to stop looking at, seeing it so white and clear.

"You wake, you damned pervert? About time-"

Seeing who it is, a bright smile formed on Zack's face, of course, this suddenly bright smile halted the words of the white haired girl, who narrowed her eyes at him, if she looking at a fool. (In a way, she is not wrong.)

Because she halted her words, given time for our clueless protagonist to speak… or more like, fire rapid questions, like a machinegun, at the white haired girl, confusing her with so many questions at once.

"Ah! It's you! What are you? You look very much like me and God, but different! Why did your arms and legs turn like that? And how did you make those sheet like things (Wings) appeared on your back!? And what are those strange things over your body?? And that black light thing! How did you do that? Oh right… what is this on my body?? Why can't I remove it!?"

Zack happily went, clearly telling anyone he is someone who not used to talking to other people. However, upon discovering the brown thing (blanket) covering his body, that seems to be sealed around him in thick strange looking veins. (Ropes)

Zack begins to panic, as for some reason, having something on his bare skin feels so uncomfortable, which is why Zack struggled to break free from his confinement.

Of course, he soon halted his attempt to try break free from his confinement, when he spotted two other people besides his attacker, who looked similar to each other.

"Oh! They more of you! I am Zack Smasher, what is yours name!? Why do you guys look very alike?? Ah! Does this mean you guys also can turned your arms and legs into other things as well!? And why do I have this brown thingy on me? These weird veins are stopping me to get it off me! It feels so uncomfortable!! Oh right! I almost forgotten! Do you guys want to joined my harem!?"

When Zack askes this with a grin, realised his voice seems to be a little sore for some reason.

Even way, it is a good thing, Zack remembers to ask any of these white haired trio, that for some reason looked at him blankly, as if they lost for words. If they wanted to joined his harem.

Even if the person himself still has no clue what a harem actually is.

However, since God told him to get one (No, advised you might need one), he should get one of these harem things or two, right?

On the other hand, Elfman who heard all of that, being stunned will be an understatement.

Elfman even doubted his own ears.

How can he not doubt them?

When he just heard the teenager, that seems to the same age or older than himself asked both his sisters, as well himself to be part of his… harem?

That what the strange boy said, right?

Of course, among everyone here, he properly the only one knew what a harem is.

Otherwise, Lisanna wouldn't look confuse what the strange boy ranting is on about. And even his older sister, Mirajane who seems very uninterested in any of the nonsense before her.

However… in a way it is a good thing, either of his sisters knew what a harem is… if Mirajane were to knew, there no telling she might do to this tied up teenager.

Polygamy do exists in this world.

And even in Fiore Kingdom, there is no law in place, that Polygamy is illegal.

However, as it might be legal, it is not commonly known or used by many. So, it is no wonder why his sisters do not know such a thing.

Only those that formed in any acts of polygamy, will be either nobles, merchants, or even certain Wizards, who are known for their womanizing reputation. 

Elfman knew all of this, due to the male members of the Guild sometimes get envious and jealous of these kind of people.

"One question at time, you dumbass!" Elfman looked at his elder sister, Mirajane, who shouted that, as she slapped the back of the head of the one, that seems to be called Zack Smasher.

"Why do you keep hitting me…" Zack askes this, as he looked like he didn't understand why Mirajane hit him.

Elfman could only bitterly smile at his elder sister, who just grinned, looking at the boy wrapped with ropes and blankets.

"Enough of this, dumbass, I ask questions, you answer, it simple as that, got it exhibitionist?" Mirajane went with a smirk.

"Questions??" Zack titled his head, looking like he didn't understand about the term that Mirajane just used.

"Why are you in this forest?" Mirajane asked.

"What's a forest??" Zack askes not understanding what Mirajane meant, causing the girl in question to flinched her eyes at this answer.

"You a fool or what? You know you in a forest, don't you?" Mirajane askes and looked at clueless teenager if he is a fool.

"What's a fool? And I am in a forest?? Aren't we in the shelter?" Zack cluelessly askes, clearly not understanding a single thing Mirajane is on about, who tighten her fist, as she wanted to hit the idiot before him.

"You…" Mirajane went, as she about to grab Zack around the collar of his neck, or the cover around his neck, but Lisanna prevented her doing so.

"Sister… I think something not right with… hmm, mister Zack Smasher, right?" Lisanna went, as she looked at Zack with a gentle smile, which in returned Zack looked at Lisanna, as he blink his eyes, before he grinned happily.

"Not mister Zack Smasher, its Zack Smasher… hey what's a mister?" Zack askes with a confuse, but curious look.

"Zack then! My name is Lisanna, here is my older sister, Mirajane, and over there is my older brother, Elfman. We are Wizards who came here to this forest, no, this place we are in, to look into something." Lisanna went, as the only one among the trio who can actually talk, without being shy, or offending anyone.

"Lisanna… Elfman… and Mirajane?" Went Zack, who looked at each one of them, one by one. Zack eyes looked at Mirajane, who just stared coldly back, which is not so surprising, but at the same time, it didn't seem to bother Zack, who smiled seeing her coldness, causing the rebel teenager to flinched a little.

"What is a Wizard?" Zack askes, as this is the first time he heard this term.

"You… you don't know what a Wizard is, dumbass? You been using Magic, and you don't know what a Wizard is?" Mirajane went in mocking tone, after all, it is common sense, that those that can use Magic, are known as Wizards.

And yet, as Mirajane thought the strange teenager is messing with her… but those green eyes looking at her, tells her otherwise. Causing Mirajane to sighed…. Why does it feels like she dealing with a child? (You basically are.)

"You mean Quake-Quake Magic? Yes, I can use Magic, does using Magic means I am a Wizard?" Zack askes.

"Q-Quake-Quake Magic…? I-I-I heard of Quake Magic, wh-which is a sub-type from Earth Magic… but… Quake-Quake Magic?" Elfman askes, as Mirajane nodded her head, while Lisanna looked similar to Zack, as they didn't seem to understand.

Mirajane faced those with Quake Magic before. She knew while it is a subtype Magic system from Earth Magic.

It also a Magic that specialises in earthquake related spells and attacks.

But this Quake-Quake Magic is nothing like Quake Magic, as they both might send earthquakes, but Quake Magic doesn't shatter the atmosphere if it made of glass itself.

It feels Quake-Quake Magic might be something else completely, instead of the Quake Magic anyone knew of.

"You are right… Zack, those that can use Magic, are known as Wizards. But might I ask, why Zack doing here?" Lisanna went, going back to their questioning of the clueless teenager, who blink his eyes at this question.

"Being tied up?" Zack went.

"Not that smartass!" Mirajane shouted.

"Why I am here…? Because God says I need to find shelter, is this not a shelter?" Zack askes, looking confused.

"God askes you?" Lisanna and Elfman went at the same time, giving a confuse look along with Zack, who told them that.

On the other hand, as Zack, Elfman, and Lisanna all has confuse expressions. Mirajane became slightly serious for some reason, from the very moment she heard the word 'God'.

But that serious look faded in the next second, along with a long sigh, causing everyone to look towards her.

"Okay, okay, I get it. dumbass is a dumbass, who is both clueless and a smartass. Elfman, Lisanna, we will be here all damned day, if we kept questioning this exhibitionist. And we still wouldn't get anywhere."

Mirajane went, knowing it pointless to question someone like Zack, who might truly knew nothing at all.

"Then what we do? It's not like we can leave him behind." Lisanna the kind girl she is, is unwilling to leave behind someone like Zack, who clearly needs help, in many ways.

"As much I hate it, we have no choice but to take this damned pervert with us. However, before we head back to Calla or whatever the village is called. We need to make double sure, this dumbass truly the cause of our mission.

So Elfman remains here, Lisanna and I will head around the hut and the forest, to see if there truly any Monsters here. After that, we will return to Fairy Tail via a train from the railway station in Clover Town, the way we came from."

Mirajane, who is the leader among trio told her siblings this.

As much she doesn't want that pervert never her siblings.

She has to make sure, there truly no Monsters around this forest, to ensure this Mission is truly complete.

While her siblings might be C-Class in terms of Wizards rankings. It been only half a year since the two of them has been training in Take Over Magic.

There is no telling if the Monsters that might be in this forest, is at their level or higher, or how many they are. As Monsters are either those that travel in packs, or alone.

That is why she has to be there, if they encountered any Monster within this forest or not.

Not to tell, the ropes around Zack, is a Magic Item, that used to confine B-Class or below ranked Monsters.

So, Elfman is safe even with that damned pervert is here with him.