Fairy Tail: I Stole the Ryujin Jakka in My Sleepwalking

"Could you please stop calling me 'the Sun God'? That nickname is so embarrassing! I have no idea which idiot came up with it…" Finn said, a hint of annoyance coloring his tone.

"Cool! Mr. Finn, I came up with that nickname! Are you satisfied?" Jason asked, clearly expecting praise.

"Yeah, I'm very satisfied," Finn said, emphasizing the words with a pointed tone. "I was wondering which idiot came up with that nickname. So it was you!"

Bang!— The sound of a sudden collision.

"So cool! Even fighting is cool!"

"Ara ara…" Mirajane giggled, covering her mouth.

"Next up is Ms. Erza! How many suits of armor do you own in total?" Jason, still slightly disoriented, refocused his attention on Erza.

"At least over a hundred!" Erza replied.

"Cool! Then, which suit of armor is your absolute favorite?"

"It's probably the bunny girl armor," Erza said after a moment of consideration.

"Bunny girl?" Jason was visibly surprised by her answer.

"The ears are so cute," Erza added with a smile.

"Coool! Coool! Coool!!" Jason's excitement was overwhelming, rendering him almost speechless.

With Erza's interview concluded, Jason promptly shifted his attention to Mirajane.

"Ms. Mirajane, this next question is for you, but also for all three of you," Jason stated, his gaze shifting back and forth between Finn, Mirajane, and Erza.

"There are rumors circulating that the three of you are romantically involved. Could you please clarify this for us?" Jason asked expectantly, his pen hovering over his notebook.

"That's something I can't disclose," Mirajane responded with a playful smile.

The interviews continued at a rapid pace. As Jason moved from one guild member to the next, Lucy's frustration grew.

"Could it be that my fame is really that insignificant?" Lucy lamented, her voice filled with despair.

"Pffft!" A muffled laugh escaped Happy's lips.

"Happy, you have absolutely no right to laugh at me!" Lucy roared, her anger bubbling over.

The moment the words left her mouth, Jason instantaneously appeared before Happy.

"Oh my gosh! Happy, why are you blue?" Jason exclaimed, his usual exuberant enthusiasm undiminished.

"Because I'm a cat," Happy replied with a completely straight face.

In an instant, Lucy's mood plummeted. "I've been defeated…defeated by a cat."

Suddenly, Jason's gaze became fixated on Lucy.

"Could it be…? He finally noticed me!" Lucy's spirits lifted dramatically.

"It's Gray! Gray's right over there!" Jason, bursting with excitement, accidentally knocked Lucy over as he charged past her towards Gray.

"From sunny skies to stormy weather again," Happy commented, shaking his head in amusement.

"Gray, could you please explain why you have a habit of taking your clothes off at the drop of a hat?"

Jason strode up to Gray, finally voicing the question that had been burning in his mind for quite some time.

Gray, instantly irritated by the question, stood up abruptly and retorted defensively, "I don't! Why are you making me sound like some kind of pervert?!"

"Gray, your lower half…" Finn offered a well-intentioned, albeit slightly awkward, warning.

"Ah, when did…" Gray trailed off, realizing the truth of Finn's words.

"Ah, I suddenly feel so incredibly hot! I think I'll just take off my jacket as well," Lucy announced, appearing from the side while simultaneously fanning herself in a blatant attempt to capture the reporter's attention.

However, her efforts were abruptly interrupted by Natsu's sudden and dramatic entrance. With flames erupting from his mouth, he swept aside the chairs and tables in front of him. "Where is that reporter?!" he roared.

"Natsu! It's Natsu Dragneel! This is so cool! This is unbelievably cool!" Jason exclaimed, his hands waving excitedly in the air.

"You insufferable pest! Why do you always write about me in such a negative light?!" Natsu raged, his voice filled with righteous indignation.

"YES!" Jason responded enthusiastically, his pen already furiously scribbling notes.

"You always write about me destroying this and destroying that, and then destroying something else entirely!!"

"Cool, cool! It's the real deal! He's incredibly cool!"

"You're annoying me to death!" Enraged, Natsu unleashed a powerful punch that sent Jason spinning through the air before crashing to the ground some distance away.

"That's so cool! Fairy Tail's way of greeting someone is truly awesome!" The now slightly bruised Jason immediately made a note of this "cool" greeting method in his notebook.

"Um…Mr. Reporter…" Lucy timidly approached the reporter, attempting to make herself known.

"Cool! Elfman!" Jason, still brimming with excitement, rushed towards Elfman.

Lucy sank to the ground, defeated, her heart plummeting into a state of utter despair.

"Elfman, what does being a manly man mean to you?" Jason asked.

"It's being manly," Elfman replied, flexing his impressive muscles.

"Cana, you should be on our next cover!" Jason exclaimed.

"Forget the interview, let's just sit down and have a drink!" Cana, clearly intoxicated, slapped the table invitingly.

"Master, what are the guild's aspirations?" Jason asked.

"Ah, well…we strive for love and justice, day and night," Makarov stammered, clearly flustered but managing to deliver the rehearsed answer.

"Waaah! What's going on?! They're completely ignoring me…" Lucy sobbed uncontrollably, watching as one guild member after another was interviewed, her feelings of despair reaching a crescendo.

"It seems I have no choice but to resort to my secret weapon. It might be a little embarrassing, but for the sake of my rent, I have to give it my all!" Lucy declared, her resolve hardening as she dashed towards the changing room.

Moments later, Lucy emerged, clad in a striking bunny girl costume. She stepped onto the stage, instantly capturing everyone's attention. Just as she was about to make her grand entrance, however…

Gajeel, impeccably dressed in a white suit, clutching his beloved electric guitar, abruptly shoved Lucy aside.

"The singing is my domain! Shubi Dubba!" he bellowed, his fingers dancing across the strings of his guitar, unleashing a wave of earsplitting noise that engulfed the entire room.

"Gajeel!! It's you again?!" The guild members groaned in unison, their faces etched with despair.

"Cool! It's Iron Gajeel! Cool!" Jason shouted excitedly, completely oblivious to the suffering of those around him.

"This music is so intense, it's electrifying me! I think I'm actually going to be electrocuted!" Jason's body trembled, yet his enthusiasm remained undiminished.

"Shut up, Gajeel!" Natsu, unable to tolerate the cacophony any longer, unleashed a powerful punch that sent Gajeel flying across the room.

Natsu pointed at the fallen Gajeel, his voice laced with scorn. "Someone who's completely off-key and out of tune has absolutely no business singing!"

Before Natsu could gloat over his victory, however, a steel pillar suddenly flew across the room, striking him and sending him flying in the opposite direction. Gajeel's voice echoed across the room. "I hadn't even started singing yet, you idiot!"

"You bastard!" Natsu, refusing to back down, immediately engaged Gajeel in a furious brawl, their fight quickly spreading throughout the guild hall.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, another fight already…" Finn sighed wearily.

"Well, it would be strange if they didn't fight for at least one day," Mirajane commented with a chuckle.

"That's true, I suppose," Finn agreed, shaking his head. "These guys…they're all completely airheaded…"

Bang———— Before Finn could finish his sentence, a table came flying across the room, striking him and sending him sprawling to the ground.

"Will you all just cut it out already?! We still have an interview to conduct! You bunch of idiots!" Finn pushed the table off his face, his anger evident as he stormed into the fray.

"This is ridiculous! I have to stop them," Erza declared, unable to stand idly by as the chaos escalated. She launched herself into the melee, delivering a powerful punch that sent Macao sprawling to the ground, followed by another that sent Wakaba soaring high into the air.

Meanwhile, Finn, with a gleeful expression, was seen effortlessly kicking Natsu and Gajeel, before grabbing Gray and giving him a swift beating as well.

Mirajane watched in stunned silence. "Wait…wasn't he supposed to be breaking up the fight?"

"Coool! Coool! Coool!!" Jason continued to snap photos, his exclamations of amazement never ceasing.

"Hey, you! Get out of the way!!" Elfman, his patience finally exhausted, unleashed a powerful punch that sent Jason flying, joining the chaotic brawl.

"This is breaking news! This is so incredibly cool~~" Jason shouted from the air, his voice filled with unrestrained excitement.

"He's really dedicated," Happy commented, his paws spread wide in a gesture of admiration.

Lucy, hiding under a table, wept uncontrollably. "Waaaaah! My rent!!!"

Makarov, while attempting to quell the escalating brawl, diligently made notes in his small notebook. "Finn destroyed ten tables, twenty chairs…no, make that fifteen tables."

"Natsu destroyed…"

"Gajeel…"

"Erza…"

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As dusk descended, the exhausted guild members finally dispersed, leaving the guild hall in a state of disarray.

It's worth noting that Jason had to be carried out, his injuries apparently quite severe, leaving him in a state of unconsciousness. However, even in his unconscious state, he continued to murmur "Cool! Cool! Cool!" His dedication to his work was truly remarkable.

Inside a nearby cake shop, Finn emerged, carrying a large, newly created cake.

This particular cake shop was Finn's favorite; he had been a regular customer since childhood. The shop was renowned for its exceptional cakes, and Finn had always been a loyal patron.

Finn himself had a fondness for cake, although not to the same obsessive degree as Erza.

The shop owner always allowed Finn to be the first to sample any new creations.

This enormous cake was no exception.

"Now Erza and Mirajane can try this too," Finn said with a satisfied smile, looking down at the cake in his hands.

"Well then, Mr. Owner, I'll be going now!" Finn turned to bid farewell to the shop owner.

The shop owner responded enthusiastically. "Have a good day, young Finn! And please tell little Erza that her special order strawberry cake will be ready tomorrow!"

"I will!" Finn replied.

Suddenly, Finn felt a sharp impact on his back.

Clang!— A loud metallic sound echoed.

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