Everyone: Chef is weak? I rely on my food attribute to be outstanding

The freshmen of the First Military Academy have been practicing hard these days. Everyone seems to have used all their strength to complete the tasks assigned every day step by step.

But the combat profession still makes me exhausted. After all, the school does not allow team formation, so I have to complete it alone.

But at this time, experience potions become very important.

In fact, Xiong Lie didn't do much promotion. He just stood at the door casually and posed. Then a lot of people came in directly. They were eager to learn, and each of them had a very excited smile on their face:

"I heard that there are potions that can increase experience here? I like the ones that increase from 1.1 times to 2 times. It depends entirely on luck. I don't have anything else but good luck."

"There are side effects? What kind of side effects are they? That's a gift from heaven. It's a gift from heaven because heaven sees that I am so successful."

"If you say that the experience potion costs 5 yuan, I will think you are cheating, but if you say there are negative effects, then I think this must be a conscience price. This negative effect is definitely not fatal, otherwise Lin Haochen would not sell it."

"What's the point of a bicycle for only 5 yuan? Negative effects are negative effects. I think the tree on the bear's head is quite cute."

"Lin Haochen treats us too much as his family. He only sells such a good thing for 5 yuan. I am so crying."

"No, negative effects, you really... Aren't you afraid at all?"

"What's the negative effect? ​​I just ate a box, and now I have a beautiful big flower on my head, I think it's cute."

"I also have a big flower on my back. I just took a photo and posted it on WeChat Moments. A girl asked me about it. I think these things can definitely pick up girls."

"Oh my god, you guys are really creative."

"What girls are you picking up? Hurry up and upgrade your elves. Are you kidding me? This thing can be compared with other Experience potions can be stacked. "

"You can stack, why didn't you say that earlier? By the way, have you written your 150-word experience?"

"You must write it, are you kidding? It's only 5 yuan, it's free, okay? What's a 150-word experience? If I had time, I would write a 15,000-word experience for him."

...

Xiong Lie looked at the crazy customers outside in disbelief. He was originally standing at the door to welcome customers, but many people were annoying him by touching the tree on his head, so he hid in the kitchen.

"With so many side effects, these people are still flocking to it, and they are so excited. It's really incomprehensible." Xiong Lie was scared when he saw the excited faces outside through the glass. Originally, those excited faces were all human faces, but now they are all monster faces.

Some people have a huge mushroom on their heads, and that mushroom looks particularly delicious. Some people from Yunnan broke off a piece and tasted it on the spot, and immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted.

Some people dragged a huge tail behind them, which was covered with green leaves, and there were even colorful small fruits in the leaves, which looked more demonic than demons.

Some people even grew a pair of wings, which were densely covered with green hair, just like Leng Hai.

The most bizarre thing was that these green hair wings could actually fly.

After everyone tried it and wrote 150 words of experience, they rushed out of the snack bar with the remaining Morning Bud Elves in their arms with excitement.

When they came in, they looked like human beings, but when they left, they looked weird.

If they hadn't carried the special identity cards of the First Military Academy, they would have been killed by the guards in the school.

When the principal was taking a walk nearby, a large group of strange students suddenly ran out, which scared him to the point of having a heart attack.

The principal glanced at the dean of studies next to him, who had a face full of people: "It is said that Halloween seems to be..."

"It looks like a ghost. Halloween is still three months away. What are these students thinking? Besides, why should the Chinese celebrate Halloween? Although our school has many international friends, these international friends must not dominate our school. What qualifications do they have to celebrate Halloween? If they have the ability, they can just go out and dress up as ghosts on July 15th?" The principal said angrily.

"That student, did you see it?" The principal pointed to a student not far away and said, "He actually installed a pair of green wings on his back. What kind of aesthetics is this?"

"I think our students must strengthen the study of one course, that is, aesthetics.The aesthetic taste of students in the First Military Academy is really too weird. "The principal said with an ugly face: "I went to a meeting in the afternoon and was ridiculed by the principal of the Southwest Military Academy."

The dean of teaching was sweating coldly, and he couldn't respond to this at all.

But the dean of teaching would definitely complete the principal's order, so the dean of teaching quickly walked to the side of a classmate and stopped the classmate: "Classmate, where did you buy this weird decoration? Do you know that you can't dress so weird in school?"

The classmate who was stopped had a huge flower on his head. The face of this flower was a huge mouth with dense teeth in the mouth. This guy seemed to have the head of a piranha plant on his head.

The classmate was very impatient and pointed in a direction: "Lin Haochen opened a snack bar in the school. The snack bar sells a kind of experience potion that can randomly open 1.1 times to 2 times the experience potion. I opened 1.5 times, so don't stop me, I'm going to upgrade now. ”

The principal widened his eyes: “Is there such a thing?”

“Of course,” the student said anxiously: “Can you two adults stop stopping me?”

The principal was happy: “There are some things I still need to ask, such as why you are so weird now? Don’t worry, I am the principal. I will buy you an extra copy when the time comes, and I will compensate you.”

The student looked at the principal with contempt and said: “You are the principal? If you are the principal, I am the principal’s father!”

Principal: “…”

Dean of Studies: “…”

Student, you are very brave.

“Besides, who can’t afford it?” The student said with contempt: “This one is only 5 yuan, but it is limited. Do you think I don’t want to buy more? ”

“As for the weird thing on my head, it’s the side effect of this thing. This side effect is not fatal, but it’s different for everyone and every time you eat it. The side effects will accumulate and last for a long time. For example, the flower on my head lasts for three hours. Isn’t it very cool? This is the head of a carnivorous plant.” The classmate seemed very proud.

Just kidding, he just ate such a negative effect, and the people around him were so envious, okay? Such a cool big flower head.

“Very cool?” The principal couldn’t understand.

The classmate left in a hurry: “Uncle, there is something wrong with your aesthetics.”

Principal: God, there is something wrong with your sense of taste.