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The rumor-mill was truly ablaze, and I think Tsubaki wants it too, that is what my hunch is telling me

I'm about to enter the Occult Research Club, and I got minor threats going!

Probably Rias pouting, but not enough to be violent... I hope!

I walked in and sat to Kiba's right, across from super-sexy Koneko...

Rias is in her swivel armchair, looking out of the ORC window.

Akeno is currently pouring tea for Rias, giving me a naughty-boy smile, and a wink.

So I'm going to break the ice!

"Matsuda reporting for work, President!"

I say and wait, and wait, and wait?

I whisper to the hotter than fuck VP...

"Akeno, so does this mean I get a day off again?"

Rias turned her head to me, and said a bit miffed.

"No you don't get a day off!"

Looks like Rias finally got her thoughts in order.

Just like dealing with my past life Wife, I tell her...

"Um, President, I don't mind admitting to anything I do wrong, but if you can't tell me why you're mad at me... I can't do anything?!"

I just smile.

Pouting, Rias says it...

"Sona called me last night, so excited that you and her Queen are dating, and no one told me!"

For me, this jealousy was Rias's only bad side, but most women are like that really.

She is just more Tsundere about it.

We aren't even in a relationship! (You didn't tell her that.)

With a tired smile, I explain.

"President, I couldn't have told you first, because this just happened yesterday. Tsubaki came to see my garden, and met my parents... One thing led to another, and now we are a couple. I didn't think having a relationship was against the rules?"

I shrug, because she is being childish right now.

I know she has some insecurity, and thinks Sona will honey-trap me, so...

I stand up, walk to her desk, look down at her cute pout, and say to the hot redhead.

"You know I'm not a dumb man, and I know how to keep feelings out of things like Rating Games, and no Sona will never steal or buy my loyalty from my King. My promise to you is rock solid... I will never betray my kind and smart King. So please just relax and trust in your Pawn to be there for you, alright?!"

I smile and then add.

"And if this is because it was unexpected that I jumped into a relationship... I have decided to break my rule and I will tell you who your soulmate is!"

Her eyes looked in my direction just a bit, so she wants love and she took it out on me, got it!

Rias is smart at the wrong times.

"Do you want the bad news like this, or in private?"

I thumb at the group of eavesdropping Devils.

Rias sits up, breathes in, and says...

"We are family, so no need to hide it, please tell me."

Yup that look of anticipation won't last, trust me!

I sigh like this is the hardest thing I will ever say!

"Sigh, His identity will be a huge shock to you, so don't get too happy. The man you are supposed to live for, with, and marry is none other than... The Red Dragon Emperor, Issei Hyoudou."

Welp, since no one is moving or talking, I go back and sit down.

Koneko stopped eating the candy bar, and was not sure if she lost her appetite?

Kiba looked at me... waiting for the punchline.

Akeno thought that she can't be a mistress with Issei!

And Rias said...

"W... what kind of joke is that?"

Rias looks so sad...

"Sigh, Damn I told her she shouldn't know, I messed everything up."

I sigh.

"Out loud, and Is this real?"

"Wow I feel like a doctor giving a terminal health result."

I close my eyes and admit...

"I fucked up the timeline, and I can't fix it! Issei Hyoudou was supposed to be your 8 piece Pawn, and not me. He was supposed to die by that bitch's hands at the park! I got drunk one night, and sent him to Sona. When I was drunk, I think I must have been jealous, and wanted to be your servant, and not Sona's!"

I'm currently giving Rias a 90 degree bow, in shame...

"Please forgive me, and I will accept your reasonable punishment. I will also beg Sona to let you trade me if you want. He is supposed to be your Husband, and I messed up!"

I was never going to tell her I messed things up, but my stupid curse made me confess everything, damn it Big G!

I heard nothing from anyone... I get it!

I made a huge mistake, and I can't fix it...

No do over, no second chance.

I actually have felt super bad for this.

All of a sudden, I'm lifted by Rias's arms, and she hugs me into her impressive chest?

"Silly boy... You said it yourself... You see possible futures. Maybe I'm not supposed to be with him this time? I want to choose who I want to be with my own heart, not get my life chosen solely on visions, that can change."

She hugged me tighter, and finished...

"Otherwise, it is like an arranged marriage, right? I want it to be my choice, not fate!"

She is still rubbing my back.

(Rias still hasn't told Mat she heard his dying wish to be willing to marry her.)

I think to myself...

"Damn, sometimes Rias is smarter than me, and her chest feels and smells so good!"

Rias smiles more, and says!

"Out-loud again, and thank you, haha!"

"Fuck, she is laughing at me!"

Stupid curse!

She lifts my chin to look into my face...

"Out-loud, and what really made me happy is that Drunk You chose me, and no one else. That is why I'm not mad, and don't forget I promised to never abandon you!"

She grins at my confused face, and continues...

"Who wants a temperamental Dragon, when I have my new favorite servant? Plus... Sona can bite a pillow since she can't have you, hah!"

She is a Devil... As she held me, I blurted again...

"In the future I saw, I now know why he fell for you, and it wasn't just because of your body!"

I fully stood up, breaking her nice hug, and said seriously, without the curse.

"You are truly a good person at heart... I know out-loud!"

Rias's blue eyes looked up at me, hearing my words, and her heart skipped a beat...

After clearing the air, I began the fucking bullshit flyer duties...

It was late at night, and I was fucking lost!

Beep Beep~! I look at the radar magic device in my hand, looking for the Human who wants a wish!

"Fuck, who makes a genius pass out flyers with a DBZ Greed detector?!"