Danmachi: Hephaestus is my Wife

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"Hm? What was all that?" After hearing strange things while asleep, I finally opened my eyes. My body felt heavy.

Then, I remembered what had happened.

I had been arrested and thrown into a police station cell. I killed someone.

"Am I still in jail?" The ceiling above me wasn't the damp, moldy one from the prison. Instead, it was an elegant and luxurious ceiling.

Beneath my back, I no longer felt the hard, cold floor but rather a soft mattress.

"What the hell happened? What were all those things about world and body creation I heard while I was asleep? Where am I?"

Still confused, I sat up in the bed.

That's when I began remembering what had occurred while I was in the cell.

That strange room, the window that floated in front of my eyes. Was it all real? Were those soul sacrifices I made true? Seriously?

If it's all true, then…

Name: Eryk Martin

Forging Skills – Rank I

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Accelerated Growth – Increases the user's growth efficiency.

Basic Forging – Allows simple weapons and armor creation using common materials.

The status screen I had seen before appeared floating before my eyes. As I waved, my hand passed through the screen—it didn't disappear.

"This isn't a hallucination. It's all real."

"Hm?" That's when I heard a soft groan beside me.

Finally, I looked around.

A luxurious and well-decorated room. A mansion's bedroom.

I was lying on an incredibly soft king-size bed with white sheets. And… someone was lying next to me. "..."

Silently, I stared beside me. Someone was under the blanket.

I started to feel nervous.

I prayed in my mind that it wasn't a man or an extremely unattractive woman or something like that. God wouldn't be so cruel to me.

'If I remember correctly, I was granted a "Legendary Background" or something like that.' Is this woman lying beside me, my girlfriend?

"Why are you awake so early? Is it time to get up already?" That's when I heard a voice.

A calm and sleepy voice. It's pleasant to my ears.

The person under the blanket revealed her face.

That's when I saw who was lying next to me.

"Hephaestus?"

"Huh? Why are you calling me by my name like that? That's weird." Hephaestus smiled at me. Her hair was messy, and she had a tired expression like she hadn't slept much.

That's when I noticed she wasn't wearing anything.

I could see her boobs.

'My girlfriend is… Hephaestus?' God is truly amazing! Holy crap!

I couldn't help but grin widely.

"What's with that smile? You're scaring me. I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up in twenty minutes. I'm exhausted from last night."

"Ah, sure…" I replied.

Hephaestus lay back down and covered herself.

I kept staring at her red hair while trying to process everything.

'Am I not the luckiest guy in the world?'

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Feeling extremely energized, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. I headed for the mirror to check my appearance. I thought I would still have my average looks, but that wasn't the case.

My appearance had changed drastically.

I was now taller—190cm in height. Besides, my body was well-built, like I had been training for years. My hair was black and straight, just as I had always dreamed, and my eyes were light-colored.

In other words, I looked like a model.

I had gained the appearance I'd always wanted overnight.

"And to think I used to dream of looking like this just to attract women. How ridiculous is that?"

I chuckled and took a shower.

Afterward, I went to the wardrobe.

There were clothes of mine there, mixed with Hephaestus's clothes. This meant we lived together—more than just boyfriend and girlfriend. Could we be married or something?

Still full of questions, I got dressed.

"Hephaestus told me to wake her, right? I'm a bit nervous." I approached the bed and leaned down. "Hey, Hephaestus, it's time to wake up," I called her. Hephaestus slowly opened her eyes.

Hephaestus is wearing an eyepatch, so I could only see one of her eyes.

"Why do you keep calling me by my name?" Hephaestus pouted. "Where's my good morning kiss?"Hephaestus closed her eyes, waiting for my kiss.

So, I kissed her.

When our lips touched, I felt my heart race.

It was the best kiss of my life.

A wave of satisfaction swept through my entire body.

'Is this love? My whole body feels warm.' I didn't let go of Hephaestus and kept kissing her, but she pushed me away.

"We did this all night! Let me rest!" she said, her face flushed.

Still naked, she got up and ran to the bathroom.

I didn't even get a chance to admire her body.

But I have to say…

'I love her. My body and mind are completely in love with this woman. What the hell?'

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Next chapters: Chapter 4 - Call Me "Darling" / Chapter 5 - Training. / Chapter 6 - Rank H. / Chapter 7 - I will become the best blacksmith in the Hephaestus Familia. +18 / Chapter 8 - Cunningulus in the bathroom +18 / Chapter 9 - Do whatever you want. +18