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Chapter 650 - 649 - Impersonating a low-level cultivator, it is truly cool



Chapter 650: Chapter 649 – Impersonating a low-level cultivator, it is truly cool

“Human Emperor, we’ve also arrived.” White Snow Spirit, with her Kylin twin, arrived at the Gu Tribe.

“Let me introduce, I am White Snow Spirit, and this is my little sister, Bai Xuelin.”

The Kylin twin was born a long time ago, but just recently got a name.

Jiang Li nodded and laughed: “I know.”

He had also seen the White Snow Spirit sisters among the bystanders.

This was the first time White Snow Spirit introduced Bai Xuelin, so shouldn’t anyone know? However, considering Jiang Li’s omniscience and omnipotence, it was not surprising.

How could the knowledge of the White Marsh Clan compare with Jiang Li?

“As a member of the White Marsh Clan, there is something you should know.”

Jiang Li called the White Snow Spirit sisters to the corner.

“You know the truth about the Outer-Realm Heavenly Demon, you know the Immortal Realm’s attitude towards the Ten Thousand Realms, you know about Du Ye, the Heavenly Immortal.”

“But what you don’t know is, Du Ye is the first generation White Marsh Emperor, your ancestor.”

The White Snow Spirit sisters were not shocked by the news, only a little downcast: “So, our two guesses were not wrong.”

White Snow Spirit is astoundingly smart, she knew that Du Ye is the Baize and a Heavenly Immortal, and naturally deduced that only the first generation White Marsh Emperor fit the criteria.

“Human Emperor, you don’t have to consider our feelings. Our ancestor killed countless people and has to face the punishment for his wrongdoings. There’s nothing to discuss.”

“If you two can think this way, then it couldn’t be better.”

Bai Xuelin suddenly laughed, “Alright, this is Little Wood’s big day. Why talk about these unpleasant things?”

“Indeed.”

The Gu Tribe was filled with joy and harmony. Even the Gu insects wore red butterfly knots, which were incredibly adorable.

Yu Yin looked at the densely packed insects and instinctively felt uncomfortable. She didn’t find these little things cute.

“Ha-ha-ha, Brother Wood, I’m here!” A rugged, hearty voice echoed in the air. It was clear with just a listen that Zhang Konghu had arrived.

“Where’s Brother Wood?” Zhang Konghu looked around but did not find Little Wood.

Aisu explained embarrassedly, “Little Wood said he wants to be a good man after getting married and wants to let loose on the eve of his wedding.”

“So, he mixed into the crowd of lower-ranking cultivators again, looking for a chance to reveal his true identity when danger arises.”

“…” Jiang Li believed that given Little Wood’s character, he probably wouldn’t be able to restrain himself after getting married, and would continue to mingle among the lower-ranking cultivators.

Bai Hongtu greatly admired Little Wood’s method: “Posing as a low-ranking cultivator is indeed liberating.”

Yu Yin recalled something that the Head of Hehuan Sect, Dream Yu Yu, had mentioned.

The Hehuan Sect charged depending on cultivators’ cultivation level. The higher your cultivation level, the more you would be charged.

For example, Meng Jianghuang and Emperor Wei, despite being of high status, didn’t have high cultivation levels, so they didn’t have to spend much when visiting the Hehuan Sect.

But Bai Hongtu was different. He was a Tribulation Crossing Cultivator and belonged to the highest bracket.

The Hehuan Sect hadn’t considered serving Mahayana Realm cultivators. If a Mahayana Realm cultivator went there, Dream Yu Yu would have to personally cater to them, at a net loss.

Bai Hongtu had once disguised himself as a Golden Core Stage cultivator to go to the Hehuan Sect and enjoy their services. He was later suspected by the Hehuan Sect disciples due to his “excessive stamina”, “overwhelming physical exertion”, and “exceptional dual cultivation results.” The disciples reported this to the Hehuan Sect’s higher-ups.

The outcome was as expected; Bai Hongtu was exposed and had to make up the price difference.

To express his apology, he became a member of the Hehuan Sect, paid for an annual pass and signed up for automatic renewal every year.

Dream Yu Yu did not tell Yu Yin everything, such as the fact that Ruyi Bottle Gourd liked to secretly go to the Hehuan Sect to purchase services.

“Getting married might change some things, like the couple Ma Zhuo,” Jiang Li said. He hadn’t heard news of these two leaders publishing a book for a long time, so it seemed they really had reformed.

Commendable.

“Ha-ha, Little Wood, look what we, husband and wife, have brought you. Absolutely good stuff.” While speaking, the couple Ma Zhuo arrived, but they didn’t see Little Wood either.

The couple Ma Zhuo gave their gift to Aisu.

“This is a clandestine book that you can’t find on the market. It records various positions that are easy for conception, summarized from our couple’s hundreds of years of experience.”

“And these treasures, we gathered them, but they weren’t used before we conceived. We will give all of them to you.”

“This is a Dragon Root, this is a Seahorse, this is Tiger Bone Alcohol…”

“This ‘Hehuan Gong’ was co-authored by us, also given to you. Don’t underestimate it, it’s very important for you.”

“There are many cross-cultivation level relationships in Jiuzhou. If the difference in cultivation level is too great, the intimacy won’t be enjoyable and could be very dangerous.”

“‘Hehuan Gong’ can eliminate the hidden dangers and let you enjoy the intimate moments peacefully.”

Aisu blushed and accepted all kinds of gifts.

Aisu asked quietly, “Both of you are experienced, I’m not comfortable asking others about this. Can you tell me, every time Wood Leader and I kiss, we keep bumping noses. Is it because our posture is not correct?”

Ma Zhuleader raised an eyebrow, “Who taught you the kissing posture?”

“Little Wood taught me. Little Wood said he learned it from Jiang Human Emperor.”

Ma Zhuleader: “… No wonder.”

“What’s the meaning of dual-cultivation?”

Yu Yin has never engaged in dual-cultivation. She found this act quite boring, far less interesting than practicing cultivation.

For Yu Yin’s question, Jiang Li really wanted to tell her about the things that happened in Bystander’s dream.

Considering Yu Yin might get very angry and take it out on him, Jiang Li decided not to tell her.

During the Human Emperor candidate period, Jiang Li and Bai Hongtu would occasionally upset Yu Yin. When Yu Yin got angry, she was terrifying. Both of them didn’t want to recall those instances too often.

After some time, Little Wood’s antics were discovered by Willow Leader, putting an end to his last chance to flaunt his talent in public before his marriage.

“You’re doing this right before your wedding?” Willow Leader pulled Little Wood back and urged him to get married.

With Willow Leader there, the results were evidently better than with Jiang Li there.

Under the arrangement of Willow Leader, Little Wood and Aisu changed into wedding clothes.

Aisu put on the hairpin and dress she had dreamt of, with a large outer robe with wide sleeves, multi-layered dress at the bottom, and a golden jade hairpin atop her hair. She looked like a fairy descended from heaven.

“Paying respect to land.”

In the past, during this segment, they would bow towards the direction of the Imperial Palace, the origin of the land. Now that Jiang Li was present, this was naturally no longer necessary.

The couple bowed towards Jiang Li.

“Paying respect to the elders.”

The two separately bowed to Willow Leader and Ah Miaomiao.

Their parents had passed away early. The current figures that could be regarded as elders were Willow Leader and Ah Miaomiao.

“Mutual respects from the couple.”

Blushing, Aisu bowed together with Little Wood.

Clunk.

Due to their excitement, their heads collided when they bowed to each other, causing peals of laughter. Even Willow Leader couldn’t maintain a serious demeanor and burst out laughing.

This was the first time he had seen a couple bumping heads during their mutual bowing ceremony.

“Enter the bridal chamber.”

They dared not lift their heads and rushed into the bridal chamber where the sound-proof formation had been set up.

The wedding of Little Wood ended with cheerful laughter.


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