Bring Dragon Ball to Marvel

"Wait, don't hang up the phone in a hurry."

After talking about Captain America's situation, Black Widow then mentioned Iron Man and Hulk: "What can you tell me about Stark and Banner's adventure?"

Of course Saint understood that Black Widow was talking about Betty Ross, the Red Giant. Obviously, Tony Stark had already informed SHIELD of yesterday's experiment as planned.

"You're asking the wrong person."

Saint made no secret of the fact that he was a scientific idiot: "I am just Betty Ross's life-support device. Although I did witness the entire experiment process, you don't really think that I can, at the level of principles, Let’s understand exactly what they did.”

"I didn't ask you whether scientific principles are good or not."

SHIELD obviously did not believe Tony Stark's words easily. Black Widow blatantly tested Saint here: "What I want to know is whether their experiment can succeed without you."

"how could I know"

Because Saint has already taken the blame for Iron Man and the Hulk, and feels that he has done his best, he is still willing to use his brain to cover their lies: "I told you that I don't understand the principle, what do you expect me to use to infer it?" draw conclusions"

""

Black Widow was on the other side of the phone, rolling her eyes that Saint couldn't see: "Okay, when I shouldn't ask Rogers about the situation, I will keep in touch with you."

"k, ia." The transliteration is Qiao Oh, Italian, which means hello and goodbye at the same time.

"ia"

"Is it good to keep up with the times? Young people say so now."

""

Black Widow hung up the phone silently, her teeth itching with indignation. If it were someone else who said this, she might not think much about it, but since it came out of Saint's mouth, it must be done clearly. Make fun of her age

Damn bastard

In this world, there are not many people who can make Black Widow helpless, and Saint, who is mean-mouthed and has big fists, is undoubtedly one of them.

After crushing the slender face that came to mind that belonged to Saint, the black widow walked through the deserted corridor and found herself in a pleasant corner office. , and found the "living fossil" that really couldn't keep up with the times.

“How are our Internet-addicted youths?”

After hearing Black Widow's joke, Steve Rogers raised his head in front of a computer: "Are you talking about me, the Internet-addicted young man?"

“If you don’t understand, Google electroshock therapy.”

Black Widow puffed up her cheeks slightly, and after looking at Steve who nodded to herself and then returned his gaze to the computer screen, she suddenly curled her lips in boredom: "You've been up all day and all night, why not take a rest first?" Rest, 70 years of history lessons cannot be completed in one day."

"I am not tired."

Steve seriously researched electroshock therapy on the Internet. After reading several related news reports, he finally understood the Black Widow’s joke and replied without looking back: “This has nothing to do with addiction. I can’t do anything.” Go see Peggy without even knowing.”

"I think Ms. Carter couldn't be happier just to see you alive."

Black Widow pointed to the floor-to-ceiling window of the office: "Besides, if you want to truly understand the modern world, you have to go out and see it. Being an otaku is not the answer."

"I will."

Steve nodded calmly: "When I'm ready."

Meanwhile, Old Bridge, New Mexico.

"I reject."

Because these three decisive words in Saint's mouth were clearly meant for Thor, his eyes at this moment were fixed on Jane Foster. He knew without even thinking about what Thor proposed. The request to "send us to Xandar" was definitely not for his own sake.

But no scientist is a law-abiding master.

While Saint cursed in his heart, he turned his attention back to Thor. For this prince of Asgard who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth and was used to others responding to his requests, he also didn't care at this time. No dissatisfaction: "Thor, please understand, I am your friend, not your subordinate, and I am not a full-time driver to pick you up."

"Of course."

Thor frowned in confusion: "You and I are equal, there is no doubt about it."

"The behavior you showed is different from what you said."

Saint curled his lips and said with emphasis: "I'm leaving. What you may have forgotten is that I still have to take care of Sif for you."

"Wait"

Thor failed to stop Saint, who was about to leave, and could only watch him disappear before his eyes. He immediately looked at Jane Foster in confusion: "I don't understand, what did I say wrong?" Have you spoken?"

"this is not your fault"

As the culprit, Jane Foster belatedly took responsibility: "It's mine. I'm sorry. I should have thought that this request was too much."

""

Thor frowned in silence, not thinking clearly about the reason for a while: "Jane, why do you say that although Xandar is far away, for Li, it is just a simple effort."

"He might be able to do it easily, but"

Jane Foster bit her lip and paused for a moment, then raised her head and looked at Thor: "After all, you are the heir to the throne of Asgard. We didn't think about him at all. Will doing this make him feel uncomfortable?" Difficulties should not be like this between friends."

After saying that, Jane Foster hugged Thor's waist and buried her head on his chest: "I'm sorry, it's all because of me that you two had a quarrel."

"Don't say that."

Thor lowered his head and kissed Jane's forehead: "You made me realize that I should learn to think from others' perspective. This is a good wake-up call."

"Besides, Li is not a grudge-bearing person, so it's no big deal."

Thor, who said that, really doesn’t understand Saint’s character.

"Friday, permanently block Jane Foster's phone number, check her assistant's number, and block me too."

On the other side, Saint, who returned to New York, had already started to get angry. The text message he sent to Nick Fury was not just a joke. From the very beginning, when he brought Thor to Earth, he was carrying the general. His free-spirited attitude and his later willingness to work as a nanny for Sif were all based on her pleasing appearance and likable personality.

It can only be said that Saint, who overtly and secretly took advantage of Asgard, subconsciously had a compensatory mentality towards Thor, which led to Thor having the illusion that "he is a very generous person"

However, no matter how much compensation there is, there is a limit. When he received Thor's summons earlier, Saint was already reluctant. But after he went there, he discovered that Thor wanted to take his girlfriend on a trip. Lack of a pick-up driver to replace Heimdall

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Are you treating me as a follower?

Because Saint's idea is very simple, not as complicated as Jane Foster guessed. It's just that he doesn't want to tolerate Thor's bad habits. Human beings, fighting against each other makes a person think, "You should help." "I" mentality is very unwise.

Thor is just a god in name, not a real god.