Transform randomly in Kexue World
Chapter 116
Chapter 116 (4k) Cock Laxative Bathhouse Half Year Vacation
Seeing 'Vodka' running over, Gin asked coldly: "It took a lot of time, have you explained everything?"
"I've explained it all." Martin nodded earnestly. He had already explained it to Vodka's men in his mind. As for whether they can understand it, it depends on the play of quantum mechanics.
After leaving Mihua Fourth Hospital, Qin Jiu and Martin went to investigate several other hospitals, and the situation was naturally the same.
In the blink of an eye, it was night, and Gin Jiu thought about going here first.Just as he was about to say hello and tell Vodka to go back to the stronghold, he heard a bang, and saw Vodka bump into the electric pole in a daze.
"Hey." Martin rubbed his head, "Why did a telegraph pole hit me?"
What happened to this idiot today... Gin felt strange, could it be that when the counterfeit came into contact with vodka, he was drugged and ruined his brain?
"Oh, I can't tell, I can't tell." Martin sighed and shook his head.
Martin took a few steps back, shook his head not soberly, and took a few steps in the direction of Porsche, but he was a little wobbly. It seemed that the collision was quite hard.
"Change it, I'll drive." Qin Jiu said helplessly.
Just like that, Martin, who didn't know where the new stronghold was, fished in troubled waters again, and was driven by Gin to their current stronghold.
Dinner is delivered by phone.
While waiting for the takeaway, Gin turned on the TV, and the news program was indeed talking about collective self-healing, and appealed to the citizens to be vigilant against serial pickpockets in black in crowded places.
Hmph, these reporters are really stingy, didn't they just steal the news that you have worked so hard to collect all day.
Not long after, someone knocked on the door, and Martin opened it. There was actually vodka outside the door, and he was still holding the takeaway ordered by Martin.
"Hey! You found a new job so quickly?" Martin asked in a low voice after looking back into the room.
Vodka also lowered his voice: "What, I just stopped the delivery man to pick up the goods for you... How is your brother?"
Martin shook his head: "Not good, very angry. Even I was almost killed."
At this time, Vodka saw the mark on Martin's forehead from hitting the electric pole, thinking that 'he' was beaten by his elder brother again, and stepped back half a step in fear: "What happened to elder brother today?"
"It must be that we are too stupid." Martin said casually: "Usually one idiot is enough to annoy the eldest brother, but today two idiots annoyed him, and the eldest brother must want to kill one."
"It makes sense." Vodka nodded, and then suddenly felt something was wrong.
Before Vodka realized that something was wrong, Martin waved at him and asked for takeaway: "Give me the things, thank you for your hard work."
"What's the hard work? We're all vodka. If I take out the food, it means you take the food out."
After taking the takeaway, Martin nodded in agreement: "That's right, you eat after I eat. So I won't let you eat together, you can hide until the elder brother calms down."
After speaking, he ruthlessly closed the door.
After getting the takeaway, Martin put it down in the hallway and took out a small bottle the size of eyedrops from his pocket.
The young pharmaceutical genius in the family said that he would stay up all night to study the antidote for Edogawa, but he was either purifying capsaicin or preparing a unique laxative every day, or adding tomato sauce to Martin's fermented bean curd. .
Let me think... in the morning she put 5 drops in my glass, which in her opinion should be enough to make me suffer from vodka constitution without being fatal, and end up with diarrhea at home and unable to leave the house for a day.
Seeing that there was less than 5 milliliters left in the bottle, Martin poured it all into one of the rice in one go.
Wait a minute... How many drops are in one milliliter?
It was too late for Martin to think more, and Brother Gin would feel that it was too slow if he delayed any longer.Hastily put the rice back and handed it to Brother Gin.
With the matter of investigating the collective self-healing in mind, Gin didn't have any doubts about the vodka in front of him, so he took it and ate directly.
After taking a few mouthfuls, the gin felt something was wrong: why does the food always feel a bit astringent.
"Vodka, what do you think of the takeaway from this store?"
"Report to eat." Martin buried his head in the rice and made a vague voice.
Gin nodded, it really wasn't just his illusion, and the vodka also felt unpalatable: "Don't order it next time."
"I just moved here, so I haven't figured out which ones are bad and which ones are delicious."
Martin was plausible, and pulled down the rice in twos and threes, tidying up and preparing to throw it away.
The gin didn't taste good, and he was in a bad mood, so he didn't eat half of the wine, so there was probably a glimmer of life left.
"Brother, let's go take a bath." Martin suggested again, since he seized the bottle of laxative in the morning, he has been thinking about going to the snow bath hall.And the action has to be fast, if the laxative takes effect halfway, Brother Gin can only make a loud noise to cover it up.
Gin also remembered that Vodka wanted to take a deep bath at noon.
"Don't go."
But Gin refused: Can't you just take a shower honestly in the stronghold?
First of all, at noon, the 'Vodka' proposed to take a bath and was overheard by the 'counterfeit'. Once he was ambushed by the other party and confirmed that he and Vodka had entered the bathhouse, Gin didn't dare to think about what would happen afterwards.
Secondly, the TV station robber, Mr. Gin, is now a well-known figure, and there is a risk of being recognized wherever he goes.If it was a place like a hospital or a restaurant that appeared that day, it would be fine. I usually use the brim of my hat to cover my face.
But a place like a bathhouse... can't let Gin cover his face with his hair and play Sadako as a cameo, right?If you can't hide your face, you will be recognized sooner or later. If someone calls the police quietly, wouldn't he and Vodka run away naked?
Therefore, Martin's proposal was severely rejected by Gin: "There is no time for you to relax, today's task has not been completed yet."
It's not finished yet... Martin murmured to himself, the work intensity of Gin is really a bit high, and he is really a model worker in the black organization in the literal sense.
Just when Gin opened his mouth and wanted to explain his work to Vodka, he suddenly frowned, and his mouth that had just opened closed tightly again.
Gulululu... Accompanied by a faint abdominal pain, the sound of intestinal peristalsis sounded, but it didn't sound like a hungry stomach, but a stream of water was washing up in the intestine.
Qin Jiu lowered his eyes, quietly feeling the changes in his body, and a surge of urges turned sharply in his body, could it be... Qin Jiu immediately got up and walked quickly towards the bathroom.
The first few steps were very fast, striding meteors, three steps and two steps, but then returned to normal steps, and then became dignified again.When it was still some distance away from the bathroom, he clamped his legs tightly and moved in small steps.
Because the rectum and anus usually block the formed feces and let the feces pass through, the diameter of the urethra is larger than that of the urethra.Once encountering the situation of soup and water, the sphincter will usher in the biggest test in this life. Even if it is squeezed to the tightest, it will be difficult to prevent the water of the Yellow River from coming to the sky.
No need to think, the brain automatically gave the answer: the muscles of the buttocks will also exert force together, and the muscles of the thighs will also be tensed. Even if the subjective thinking is not considered, walking is more strenuous than usual.
Therefore, the ancients said: holding back urine, you can travel thousands of miles, but you can't walk a single step!
After finally touching the doorknob of the toilet, Gin opened the door, changed his posture and swooped in.
"Puff! Puff! Puff—puff!"
Inexplicably, a golden statue appeared in Martin's mind: 20th Century Fox.
Yuguanfu Baling Shengzhang is in a lake in Dongting.Holding the distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, the vastness of the soup, the horizon is endless!The morning sun and the evening are cloudy, and the weather is myriad!
"Vodka!" Gin's voice seemed to be trembling: "Bring me a pair of pants."
After a while, Martin pinched his nose and went to the toilet, and handed Gin's pants in.
As for the underwear, I know that even the pants will suffer, and there will be no eggs under the cover of the nest, but Brother Gin didn't ask for underwear, so I, Vodka, will faithfully complete my task, and will not do anything extra to embarrass my brother !
A few minutes later, Gin came out, his steps fluttering.
Even though we haven't seen each other for more than ten minutes, Gin's appearance has changed a lot: his face is sallow, a little haggard and thin.The eyes are not dull, but they look a little straight.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Martin asked, ready to slip away: "Why don't I go and buy you some medicine."
"The counterfeit must have done it, he must have poisoned the food!" Gin revealed the truth with a single word, and then grabbed Martin's arm: "Vodka, work tonight must not be delayed, it seems You need to do it alone."
"Go to Shizuoka and find an old man named Hirota Masami. He is a professor at Nanyang University. The specific materials and photos are all in the car." Qin Jiu said weakly: "Kill him and destroy his Computer data, take away all the data floppy disks in his house, do you understand?"
After Shirley escaped, when the organization sorted out Shirley's legacy laboratory, it was discovered that there was one missing floppy disk that should be used to record drug data.
When reviewing the past records, it was found that Shirley had sent some floppy disks out of the organization to Akemi Miyano a few months ago. Professor Masami Hirota.
So there was this task, but Gin didn't bother to explain these things to Vodka, so he kept his energy...he had to keep pulling.
Just as he was talking, Gin's face collapsed, and he turned around and rushed back to the toilet.Tonight, the toilet is his throne, and he will be crowned king!
Masami Hirota? (same pronunciation as Masami Hirota)
Martin, who walked out of Gin and Vodka's new stronghold, scratched his head. If Gin hadn't added that he was an old man, he almost thought that Hui Yuanai's sister was still alive.
The professor at Nanyang University... Oh, by the way, he is the victim who died on the day Haibara Ai first appeared in the original plot, right?There was chaos last night, and Xiao Ai didn't mention the floppy disk. I don't know if the old gentleman is still alive.
Thinking in this way, Martin went downstairs and looked left and right, but he didn't see Vodka's figure. It seemed that the other party was hiding far away.
After getting into the Porsche, Martin opened the glove box and rummaged around, only to find a list of self-healers who had been taken by gin in the hospital.
And the information that the two of them stole or snatched from many reporters in the hospital.
As for the information about Masami Hirota mentioned by Brother Gin, I didn't find any of it in the car, not only the glove box, but also searched everywhere else.
Martin thought about it carefully. He didn't see Brother Gin contact with other information today. Most of the information was prepared in the morning and put in the real Porsche that was towed away by the traffic police.
Forget it, let’s go straight home now, Shizuoka is 150 kilometers away from here, and I’m the only one performing the task, so who else will I act for?
But this car... Martin thought about it. The original plan was to use this bicycle to replace the Porsche that Gin left for Gin, but he couldn't see Gin's expression at that time, and it was still somewhat tasteless.
And I was not joking when I said that this bicycle was destined to be with me. If I didn’t have this bicycle, I’m afraid it will be difficult for Dr. Ali’s Beetle to change next time, so I might just buy a bicycle. Will be recognized by superpowers.
So it's better to drive home and save it for the next time, but the route needs to be detoured, and go to a place that is inaccessible and unmonitored, so as not to be chased home by the organization.
While thinking about this, Martin took out his phone and glanced at it.During the time with Big Brother Gin, he basically put the phone on silent.There are probably many calls that have not been received, for example, there is a call now.
"Hello? I'm Vodka."
"Uh... it should be Martin?" Dr. Ali's uncertain voice came, and he was a little worried that Martin's phone had fallen into someone else's hands.
"Yes, vodka today, but always Martin."
"Ah, Martin." Dr. Ali breathed a sigh of relief: "Is your situation going well? I mean, are you having a good time? No, should I say that your situation is safe?"
"It's not safe, can I answer your phone?" Martin asked leisurely, then clamped the phone under his chin, freed up his hand to fasten his seat belt, started the car and was ready to go.
"It's like this, Xiao Ai suddenly remembered something tonight. She probably sent a disk with drug data to her sister, and her sister sent the disk to a professor. So we still have Shinichi going to visit that professor to get the disk. Before we leave, I want to ask if you want to come together?"
The more important thing is to inform Martin in advance that they are going to Shizuoka, so that Martin will not find no one at home when he returns home.
Ah, it seems that the old professor still survived, and today he will welcome Conan to their house to shoot an episode.
"No." Martin refused, "It's getting dark, I'll go home and sleep in a while. But doctor, please tell me the contact information of that Professor Hirota."
After Dr. Ali hung up the phone, Martin was about to call Hirota Masami to find out about his life and death.The sound of knocking on the glass interrupted his thinking.
Turning his head, he saw Yumi Miyamoto, who was wearing a traffic police uniform, standing outside the car facing him, showing a very 'friendly' smile.
"Sir, can you get out of the car and let's talk in detail?"
Originally, I gave up the plot of giving Gin a laxative, but today I probably caught a cold, and Origami had diarrhea by herself, so I might as well not run away with Gin.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing 'Vodka' running over, Gin asked coldly: "It took a lot of time, have you explained everything?"
"I've explained it all." Martin nodded earnestly. He had already explained it to Vodka's men in his mind. As for whether they can understand it, it depends on the play of quantum mechanics.
After leaving Mihua Fourth Hospital, Qin Jiu and Martin went to investigate several other hospitals, and the situation was naturally the same.
In the blink of an eye, it was night, and Gin Jiu thought about going here first.Just as he was about to say hello and tell Vodka to go back to the stronghold, he heard a bang, and saw Vodka bump into the electric pole in a daze.
"Hey." Martin rubbed his head, "Why did a telegraph pole hit me?"
What happened to this idiot today... Gin felt strange, could it be that when the counterfeit came into contact with vodka, he was drugged and ruined his brain?
"Oh, I can't tell, I can't tell." Martin sighed and shook his head.
Martin took a few steps back, shook his head not soberly, and took a few steps in the direction of Porsche, but he was a little wobbly. It seemed that the collision was quite hard.
"Change it, I'll drive." Qin Jiu said helplessly.
Just like that, Martin, who didn't know where the new stronghold was, fished in troubled waters again, and was driven by Gin to their current stronghold.
Dinner is delivered by phone.
While waiting for the takeaway, Gin turned on the TV, and the news program was indeed talking about collective self-healing, and appealed to the citizens to be vigilant against serial pickpockets in black in crowded places.
Hmph, these reporters are really stingy, didn't they just steal the news that you have worked so hard to collect all day.
Not long after, someone knocked on the door, and Martin opened it. There was actually vodka outside the door, and he was still holding the takeaway ordered by Martin.
"Hey! You found a new job so quickly?" Martin asked in a low voice after looking back into the room.
Vodka also lowered his voice: "What, I just stopped the delivery man to pick up the goods for you... How is your brother?"
Martin shook his head: "Not good, very angry. Even I was almost killed."
At this time, Vodka saw the mark on Martin's forehead from hitting the electric pole, thinking that 'he' was beaten by his elder brother again, and stepped back half a step in fear: "What happened to elder brother today?"
"It must be that we are too stupid." Martin said casually: "Usually one idiot is enough to annoy the eldest brother, but today two idiots annoyed him, and the eldest brother must want to kill one."
"It makes sense." Vodka nodded, and then suddenly felt something was wrong.
Before Vodka realized that something was wrong, Martin waved at him and asked for takeaway: "Give me the things, thank you for your hard work."
"What's the hard work? We're all vodka. If I take out the food, it means you take the food out."
After taking the takeaway, Martin nodded in agreement: "That's right, you eat after I eat. So I won't let you eat together, you can hide until the elder brother calms down."
After speaking, he ruthlessly closed the door.
After getting the takeaway, Martin put it down in the hallway and took out a small bottle the size of eyedrops from his pocket.
The young pharmaceutical genius in the family said that he would stay up all night to study the antidote for Edogawa, but he was either purifying capsaicin or preparing a unique laxative every day, or adding tomato sauce to Martin's fermented bean curd. .
Let me think... in the morning she put 5 drops in my glass, which in her opinion should be enough to make me suffer from vodka constitution without being fatal, and end up with diarrhea at home and unable to leave the house for a day.
Seeing that there was less than 5 milliliters left in the bottle, Martin poured it all into one of the rice in one go.
Wait a minute... How many drops are in one milliliter?
It was too late for Martin to think more, and Brother Gin would feel that it was too slow if he delayed any longer.Hastily put the rice back and handed it to Brother Gin.
With the matter of investigating the collective self-healing in mind, Gin didn't have any doubts about the vodka in front of him, so he took it and ate directly.
After taking a few mouthfuls, the gin felt something was wrong: why does the food always feel a bit astringent.
"Vodka, what do you think of the takeaway from this store?"
"Report to eat." Martin buried his head in the rice and made a vague voice.
Gin nodded, it really wasn't just his illusion, and the vodka also felt unpalatable: "Don't order it next time."
"I just moved here, so I haven't figured out which ones are bad and which ones are delicious."
Martin was plausible, and pulled down the rice in twos and threes, tidying up and preparing to throw it away.
The gin didn't taste good, and he was in a bad mood, so he didn't eat half of the wine, so there was probably a glimmer of life left.
"Brother, let's go take a bath." Martin suggested again, since he seized the bottle of laxative in the morning, he has been thinking about going to the snow bath hall.And the action has to be fast, if the laxative takes effect halfway, Brother Gin can only make a loud noise to cover it up.
Gin also remembered that Vodka wanted to take a deep bath at noon.
"Don't go."
But Gin refused: Can't you just take a shower honestly in the stronghold?
First of all, at noon, the 'Vodka' proposed to take a bath and was overheard by the 'counterfeit'. Once he was ambushed by the other party and confirmed that he and Vodka had entered the bathhouse, Gin didn't dare to think about what would happen afterwards.
Secondly, the TV station robber, Mr. Gin, is now a well-known figure, and there is a risk of being recognized wherever he goes.If it was a place like a hospital or a restaurant that appeared that day, it would be fine. I usually use the brim of my hat to cover my face.
But a place like a bathhouse... can't let Gin cover his face with his hair and play Sadako as a cameo, right?If you can't hide your face, you will be recognized sooner or later. If someone calls the police quietly, wouldn't he and Vodka run away naked?
Therefore, Martin's proposal was severely rejected by Gin: "There is no time for you to relax, today's task has not been completed yet."
It's not finished yet... Martin murmured to himself, the work intensity of Gin is really a bit high, and he is really a model worker in the black organization in the literal sense.
Just when Gin opened his mouth and wanted to explain his work to Vodka, he suddenly frowned, and his mouth that had just opened closed tightly again.
Gulululu... Accompanied by a faint abdominal pain, the sound of intestinal peristalsis sounded, but it didn't sound like a hungry stomach, but a stream of water was washing up in the intestine.
Qin Jiu lowered his eyes, quietly feeling the changes in his body, and a surge of urges turned sharply in his body, could it be... Qin Jiu immediately got up and walked quickly towards the bathroom.
The first few steps were very fast, striding meteors, three steps and two steps, but then returned to normal steps, and then became dignified again.When it was still some distance away from the bathroom, he clamped his legs tightly and moved in small steps.
Because the rectum and anus usually block the formed feces and let the feces pass through, the diameter of the urethra is larger than that of the urethra.Once encountering the situation of soup and water, the sphincter will usher in the biggest test in this life. Even if it is squeezed to the tightest, it will be difficult to prevent the water of the Yellow River from coming to the sky.
No need to think, the brain automatically gave the answer: the muscles of the buttocks will also exert force together, and the muscles of the thighs will also be tensed. Even if the subjective thinking is not considered, walking is more strenuous than usual.
Therefore, the ancients said: holding back urine, you can travel thousands of miles, but you can't walk a single step!
After finally touching the doorknob of the toilet, Gin opened the door, changed his posture and swooped in.
"Puff! Puff! Puff—puff!"
Inexplicably, a golden statue appeared in Martin's mind: 20th Century Fox.
Yuguanfu Baling Shengzhang is in a lake in Dongting.Holding the distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, the vastness of the soup, the horizon is endless!The morning sun and the evening are cloudy, and the weather is myriad!
"Vodka!" Gin's voice seemed to be trembling: "Bring me a pair of pants."
After a while, Martin pinched his nose and went to the toilet, and handed Gin's pants in.
As for the underwear, I know that even the pants will suffer, and there will be no eggs under the cover of the nest, but Brother Gin didn't ask for underwear, so I, Vodka, will faithfully complete my task, and will not do anything extra to embarrass my brother !
A few minutes later, Gin came out, his steps fluttering.
Even though we haven't seen each other for more than ten minutes, Gin's appearance has changed a lot: his face is sallow, a little haggard and thin.The eyes are not dull, but they look a little straight.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Martin asked, ready to slip away: "Why don't I go and buy you some medicine."
"The counterfeit must have done it, he must have poisoned the food!" Gin revealed the truth with a single word, and then grabbed Martin's arm: "Vodka, work tonight must not be delayed, it seems You need to do it alone."
"Go to Shizuoka and find an old man named Hirota Masami. He is a professor at Nanyang University. The specific materials and photos are all in the car." Qin Jiu said weakly: "Kill him and destroy his Computer data, take away all the data floppy disks in his house, do you understand?"
After Shirley escaped, when the organization sorted out Shirley's legacy laboratory, it was discovered that there was one missing floppy disk that should be used to record drug data.
When reviewing the past records, it was found that Shirley had sent some floppy disks out of the organization to Akemi Miyano a few months ago. Professor Masami Hirota.
So there was this task, but Gin didn't bother to explain these things to Vodka, so he kept his energy...he had to keep pulling.
Just as he was talking, Gin's face collapsed, and he turned around and rushed back to the toilet.Tonight, the toilet is his throne, and he will be crowned king!
Masami Hirota? (same pronunciation as Masami Hirota)
Martin, who walked out of Gin and Vodka's new stronghold, scratched his head. If Gin hadn't added that he was an old man, he almost thought that Hui Yuanai's sister was still alive.
The professor at Nanyang University... Oh, by the way, he is the victim who died on the day Haibara Ai first appeared in the original plot, right?There was chaos last night, and Xiao Ai didn't mention the floppy disk. I don't know if the old gentleman is still alive.
Thinking in this way, Martin went downstairs and looked left and right, but he didn't see Vodka's figure. It seemed that the other party was hiding far away.
After getting into the Porsche, Martin opened the glove box and rummaged around, only to find a list of self-healers who had been taken by gin in the hospital.
And the information that the two of them stole or snatched from many reporters in the hospital.
As for the information about Masami Hirota mentioned by Brother Gin, I didn't find any of it in the car, not only the glove box, but also searched everywhere else.
Martin thought about it carefully. He didn't see Brother Gin contact with other information today. Most of the information was prepared in the morning and put in the real Porsche that was towed away by the traffic police.
Forget it, let’s go straight home now, Shizuoka is 150 kilometers away from here, and I’m the only one performing the task, so who else will I act for?
But this car... Martin thought about it. The original plan was to use this bicycle to replace the Porsche that Gin left for Gin, but he couldn't see Gin's expression at that time, and it was still somewhat tasteless.
And I was not joking when I said that this bicycle was destined to be with me. If I didn’t have this bicycle, I’m afraid it will be difficult for Dr. Ali’s Beetle to change next time, so I might just buy a bicycle. Will be recognized by superpowers.
So it's better to drive home and save it for the next time, but the route needs to be detoured, and go to a place that is inaccessible and unmonitored, so as not to be chased home by the organization.
While thinking about this, Martin took out his phone and glanced at it.During the time with Big Brother Gin, he basically put the phone on silent.There are probably many calls that have not been received, for example, there is a call now.
"Hello? I'm Vodka."
"Uh... it should be Martin?" Dr. Ali's uncertain voice came, and he was a little worried that Martin's phone had fallen into someone else's hands.
"Yes, vodka today, but always Martin."
"Ah, Martin." Dr. Ali breathed a sigh of relief: "Is your situation going well? I mean, are you having a good time? No, should I say that your situation is safe?"
"It's not safe, can I answer your phone?" Martin asked leisurely, then clamped the phone under his chin, freed up his hand to fasten his seat belt, started the car and was ready to go.
"It's like this, Xiao Ai suddenly remembered something tonight. She probably sent a disk with drug data to her sister, and her sister sent the disk to a professor. So we still have Shinichi going to visit that professor to get the disk. Before we leave, I want to ask if you want to come together?"
The more important thing is to inform Martin in advance that they are going to Shizuoka, so that Martin will not find no one at home when he returns home.
Ah, it seems that the old professor still survived, and today he will welcome Conan to their house to shoot an episode.
"No." Martin refused, "It's getting dark, I'll go home and sleep in a while. But doctor, please tell me the contact information of that Professor Hirota."
After Dr. Ali hung up the phone, Martin was about to call Hirota Masami to find out about his life and death.The sound of knocking on the glass interrupted his thinking.
Turning his head, he saw Yumi Miyamoto, who was wearing a traffic police uniform, standing outside the car facing him, showing a very 'friendly' smile.
"Sir, can you get out of the car and let's talk in detail?"
Originally, I gave up the plot of giving Gin a laxative, but today I probably caught a cold, and Origami had diarrhea by herself, so I might as well not run away with Gin.
(End of this chapter)
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