Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Where is Tsunade? Tsunade? The biggest Tsunade, where are you?"

Tsunade stood up in the corner with a gloomy face.

There are still dogs who want to laugh!

Tsunade glared at those who were laughing secretly and said: "Hokage, what's the matter?"

"Tsunade!" Funan sighed and said: "Do you think the previous Hokage did everything right? Look, you are the only one left in the Senju clan."

"Oh, my poor Tsunade!"

Another wave of strange eyes came.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face darkened.

"Tsunade, why don't you marry me?"

Funan said seriously: "In this way, your safety is guaranteed!"

Tsunade rolled her eyes, said nothing, and sat down again.

Jiraiya looked nervous and said: "Tsunade, you're not really going to marry him, are you?"

Tsunade took a deep breath and resisted the urge to punch this bastard.

Can't you see it?

Uchiha Funan, this bastard, he just wants to tease Sarutobi Hiruzen!

"Funan, no matter what, I am against starting a war!" Sarutobi Hiruzen stepped forward and coldly looked at the Uchiha. "Peace is hard-won and must not be easily destroyed."

"Again with the same thing?" Funan chuckled and said: "Sarutobi Hiruzen, you are still the same, just like the matter between Kumogakure and Hyuga Clan, you pushed Hyuga Hizashi out to die, this time, are you ready to compromise again?"

He looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen contemptuously and said: "The tailed beasts were not plundered by me, but I bought them with money. What? I have to look at the faces of other villages when I spend money to buy something now? Sarutobi Hiruzen, do you know? You are cowardly in your bones!"

"You..." Sarutobi Hiruzen was furious.

But Funan's words had already sown doubts among the jonin present, and their expressions began to change.

Especially among the members of the Hyuga clan, whose gazes threatened to devour him alive.

That wasn't just a humiliation for the Hyuga clan.

It was a disgrace for all of Konoha!

"Peace is not easy to achieve. Don't I know that?" Funan said coldly: "But there are always some dogs who can't stand others doing well."

"They don't think about developing themselves. When they see others have developed, they will bark and pounce on them like dogs!"

"For these people, you have to hit them hard with the stick like dogs until they fear you every time they see you."

The whole reception room was silent.

"Uchiha Funan..." Sarutobi Hiruzen said slowly: "Do you really want to start a war? For the tailed beasts? The tailed beasts of other villages?"

Funan sneered and said: "The tailed beasts originally belonged to Konoha and belonged to Senju Hashirama. Later, he gave them to the other four great shinobi villages, oh, three. The Sunagakure tailed beast has been his since ancient times."

"Now, they have lost their tailed beasts. The tailed beasts were taken away by the missing-nin. I bought them back with money, and they came to my door. What's going on?"

Funan looked directly at Sarutobi Hiruzen and said: "Does Konoha owe them something? Or do they think they're strong enough to extort us?"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, don't you think this is ironic?"

"Their Tailed Beasts were stolen, and instead of chasing after the missing-nin, they're coming to Konoha to claim them. Are you saying that Konoha is even weaker than a few missing-nin?"

"That's right, in their eyes, my Konoha is really not as good as a few missing-nin, because missing-nin will not sacrifice their companions for the so-called peace, but we sacrificed Hyuga Hizashi without hesitation!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes seemed to be spitting fire!

He gritted his teeth and said coldly: "For peace, for Konoha, necessary sacrifices are inevitable!"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen!" Funan shouted, stood up suddenly, and said: "Tell me, if the person sacrificed is your son, are you willing?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was silent.

He knew Uchiha Funan very well.

He knew that if he said yes, he was lost.

Funan would definitely dare to drag Sarutobi Asuma over and chop him in public.

And it wouldn't be strange if he also asked Sarutobi Hiruzen to sacrifice himself to test it.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, why don't you say anything?"

Hyuga Hiashi stood up suddenly and shouted angrily: "Weren't you the one who said that for Konoha, sacrifices are necessary? So why don't you accept it when it comes to your own son?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Hyuga Hiashi with a cold look.

Times have really changed!

Hyuga Hiashi, this coward, dared to yell at him!

Earlier, when he asked for Hizashi's life, Hiashi didn't dare show even a hint of indignation.

But now he roared at him in public!

Funan turned his head and looked at Urus and Kitsuchi. "You two, I give you two choices!"

"Two choices?"

The two looked at each other.

They were a little embarrassed.

Seeing Konoha now, they really think that they should fight a battle and put pressure on Konoha.

However, once Uchiha Funan chooses to hand over the tailed beast, what should they do?

Although Funan was firm, facing two shinobi villages, or even three or four, was not an easy task.

If they were Funan, they would definitely choose to hand over the tailed beast, because Funan has taken this opportunity to seriously hit Sarutobi Hiruzen's reputation.

After today, if the control is proper, Konoha will no longer have the voice of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

However, in a flash, the two of them regained their calm!

What's wrong with handing over the tailed beast?

We can still fight if we need to!

How many countries keep their promises?

There are many people who shout for peace on this side and take ruthless actions on the other side!

Get the tailed beast first and then fight, that will be more effective.

"Hey, did you hear that?"

Funan's voice sounded in his ears.

The two came back to their senses and said: "Hokage-sama, please speak."

"The first choice is to go to war directly."

Funan said calmly: "To be honest, I am not afraid of fighting, and Konoha is not afraid of fighting. Don't think that I will be like that coward Sarutobi Hiruzen, sacrificing the interests of Konoha to lick your ass!"

Hiruzen's expression grew even more gloomy.

Urus's eyebrows also jumped, and he said: "What about the second choice?"

"The second one is even easier!"

Funan smiled and said: "You go find Akatsuki. I bought the tailed beast from Akatsuki. Your tailed beast was also captured by Akatsuki. If you are not convinced, then go find Akatsuki. I have some Akatsuki information in my hand. I originally provided it to you for free. Now, I will sell it to you for 100 million ryo!"

"Huh?"

Urus and Kitsuchi were startled.

What was the Hokage talking about?

Was he really just giving them those two options?

Did neither option include peace?

Looking at the Hokage sitting on the main seat, the emissaries of Kumogakure and Iwagakure were stunned.

Is he really not afraid of a war?

Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help it again, and he stood up directly.

"Uchiha Funan, I don't understand. Wouldn't it be better if you returned the three tailed beasts to the three ninja villages and restored the ninja world to its previous state? Why do you have to start a war?"

"Uchiha Funan, I don't understand. If you return the three tailed beasts to their respective villages, the shinobi world would return to normal. Wouldn't that be better? Why do you insist on provoking a war?"

"Do you know how many people will die?"

He turned his head and looked at the Jonin present. "What about you? Do you also think that Uchiha Funan's approach is not wrong? Do you really want to go to the battlefield and let your clansmen and relatives be stained with your own or the enemy's blood?"

"Most of you have been to the battlefield. Do you need me to introduce to you in detail what war is?"

The Jonin remained silent.

Funan looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen quietly.

He sighed softly. "Third Hokage, I, Uchiha Funan, am not someone who wants to start a war, but when the enemy hits my doorstep, I will never let go."

"You say they don't belong to Konoha, but then what does belong to Konoha?"

"The night Hyuga Hizashi died, everyone knows what happened, right?"

"Kumogakure was willing to start a war over something that didn't belong to them, a Byakugan. But you chose to sacrifice our comrade."

Sarutobi Hiruzen almost wanted to spit blood on Uchiha Funan's face.

In life, no one paid attention to Hizashi, but after his death, his case had brought so many problems.

Urus's face was also not good.

No matter how shameless he was, he still felt uncomfortable when the opponent attacked him again and again.

The incident of those years, perhaps the little shinobi did not know, but all those present were at least Jonin. How could they not be aware?

"And..." Funan looked directly at Sarutobi Hiruzen and said: "You say that tailed beasts do not belong to Konoha, but how many people and bloodlines has Kumogakure stolen in recent years? Is there anything among them that belongs to Konoha, Sarutobi Hiruzen? Answer me!"

He pointed to a person present and said: "Tell me, does he have anything from my Konoha on him? In your words, it is something that does not belong to Kirigakure!"

Everyone followed his gaze, and their faces turned strange.

He was Ao, from Kirigakure.

He had a Byakugan embedded in his eye socket.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was dark with embarrassment.

That Byakugan had been lost during his tenure as Hokage and was the only one that had been lost in generations.

Being stared at by so many people, Ao was also uncomfortable.

He didn't understand why the Mizukage sent him here.

Normally, he had the only Byakugan in Kirigakure, so he couldn't leave Kirigakure easily.

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