Chapter 170: Chapter 170. A few days later
The music was loud in the bar, laughter and drinks were at every table I walked by.
The crew were the stars of show, with stories and theatrics on what happened at the sea.
Some jumped on the tables while others poked the dead guardian with a stick like it was a sword.
Everyone was laughing or were amazed at their stories.
It was fun to see everything from behind like a shadow that sees history unfold.
I slowly walked towards the bar and sat on one of the tall stools.
"A glass of milk please."
The barman was spoked by my sudden appearance but decided to give me the order.
"I thought the great hero was not interested in those lowly parties."
The person sitting beside me was also one of the stars of this party, Captain Mad Siren herself.
"It's not like I'm some kind of noble in the first place, I don't have problems with parties, I just don't like the alcohol."
The whole bar erupted with cheers as one of the drunken men took out their iron sword and put a scratch on the mechanical eye of the guardian.
Should I feel bad about this?
"Then I guess you didn't come here just for a cup of milk. Or perhaps you truly did fall in love with me and plan another proposal?"
She said that while winking at me, or at least she tried, but looked like a blink because of her eyepatch.
"It's going to take more than a wink for me to fall in love with you. Sorry, Captain, my riches aren't so easy to take."
"*Tsk."
I could only smile at her attempt to rob me more than she already had.
It's not like I'm going to complain about it.
What I got from this expedition is way more valuable than what she could ever imagine.
Plus, we got closer in the past few months when we were on the ship.
I can confidently say she is loyal and the best friend of my wallet, so I don't think she would betray me any time soon.
"I came here to listen if anyone knows about the invasion of the Iligers."
"You heard about it as well? It's just a rumor here but I heard they came from the borders of the Stone and Sandstone kingdom on a flying platform. Then, when the army tried to block them, they scattered like foxes. Now they attack different towns and nobody knows what their goal is."
I know what their final goal is, but why aren't they rushing here?
Are they looking for something else first?
"Alexa, what do they need to show you to not get attacked?"
That's the sign to stop the attack of the guardians?
Wasn't my trident enough to stop them?
"Trader...is you monster friend here as well?"
"Then who are you talking to, another monster?
Bobby is a normal human so that has to count for something.
"I spoke with Alexa, my flying friend."
"The one who kept stealing items from the crew."
She let out a sigh while messaging her forehead.
"Listen Trader, if you weren't so powerful and rich, I would've thought you were crazy."
At least you're not saying that I'm crazy right now.
"Thanks, I guess. Do you think you can gather more information about the Iligers?"
She chugged the rest of the booze in one go and smacked the cup on the counter.
"Sure, but you'll buy the next drink. Barman, give me one cup of Slime booze!"
The man nodded and quickly poured a cup of green booze to the captain.
I rolled my eyes and paid the emeralds to the man.
She smiled, blew me a kiss, and went to talk with the others.
That took me by surprise, and made me choke on my milk.
Since when do machines know what flirting looks like?
"No, she's trying to get under my skin and steal all of my riches if possible."
"It's only a saying. Anyway, why do you think the Iligers are not coming here?"
The floating angel stayed in silence for a few moments before giving a response.
Why would they search for that?
Even though they are useful at moving through water at great speeds.
"Could it be, that they don't know what a trident looks like?"
So nobody in this dimension can do it, no wonder I didn't see it.
Especially not against the Elder Guardians.
After an hour Siren came back with rose cheeks on her face.
My blood froze in my veins, realizing why the guards were looking for me.
Maybe they found a trident in one of the SUN warehouses.
Alexa is in danger of being used against humanity if I don't do anything about this.
I didn't sit to listen to her and went back home with hurried steps.
"Don't worry, just watch me and you'll get the hang of it."
Of course, I didn't plan on stopping just there, as I went through the city and did some shopping.
When I arrived home, I built an enchanted room and crafted an Enchanting Table.
I looked at the resources I had and saw that I had everything except enough lapis.
It's very hard to buy those ores in bulk, and I didn't want to steal yet.
Instead, I made a staircase downwards that led me into a cave system.
Even after hundreds of enchanted books, I couldn't get to level 9.
But it was enough that I got Vein Mine 4 for my pickaxe so it's not a wasted effort.
"Let's go to the inn then, but first, let's make you invisible with this."
I took out a splash potion from my inventory and broke it on the Allay heads making it disappear.
Then I took off my helmet and put on my trusty cloak.
With silent steps, I approached and waited for them to notice me.
"Can we help you with something?"
"I don't know, you're the ones that called for me to meet you."
All of them had their eyes on me, so I took off my hood to see my face.
"Just as they said...he has no nose. I wonder how that happen?"
One of them rudely whispered to his friend.
"So what do you need from me? My friend told me it was something related to Iligers?"
I raised an eyebrow at what the leader said.
"Are you sure about that? I'm pretty expansive."
The others laughed and reassured me that the SUN company could afford it.
I could only smile trying to come up with the best method to milk them as much as possible.
We got on our horses and left for the capital, and 2 weeks later we arrived.
Below was a huge hole covered by stairs and torches with miners working tiersly like ants.
"Welcome, to the Golden City, where all dreams come true!"
The guard spoke with a proud tone waving his hand at his home.
It was pretty impressive so I wasn't going to say anything negative about it.