Lil Sunneh and his adventures

Chapter 5: Is mayonnaise an instrument?



Hey I'm Morgan Freeman, today our story follows a different character, if you were to ask me what I think of them, I would say nothing. Indeed, we are brought to the throne hidden deep in ravenheart. the throne were the queen sits, except she was standing next to 7 beautiful woman and a handsome tall man with glassy eyes.

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Ki Song: Are you sure this is what you want in turn for helping us in the war Prince of Nothing?

Mordret: Just call me mordy, and yes I am.

ss: I don't wanna sound out of line, but can I ask why exactly that?

Mordret: Sure I'll tell you. Growing up with Aster, I didn't have much social interactions or learn much about the world, so I wouldn't know what's valuable either. But Aster used to watch this show in secret that he forbid me from watching. I think it was called SpongeBob, I assumed it was super important and had tons of secrets, that's why he kept it to himself. Fortunately he was to stupid to realise I could use his eyes to watch with him. Through the fragments of the this top secret show, I was able to learn about the existence of the Krabby Patty formula. With how secretive the show and Aster was about it, I realised how important it must be. That's why my only request is to learn what this formula is, and I will surely take down my damned fathers citadels.

Deathsinger: Yap.

Beastmaster: Be nice!

Seishan: It's kinda cringy.

The other sisters grimaced.

Ki Song: Right, how wise of you. How about we celebrate this deal over some dinner in the real world? 

Mordret: Sure, I have of course been to many fancy restaurants before and I am not ignorant but could you remind wether someone called "plankton" would be present during this meal? I do know the answer but I simply forgot of course.

He was lying, the man has never been outside.

Moonveil: Not unless there's a bucket across the street.

Mordret: A bucket huh? Yes I remember now, ahem.

Ki Song: Right- Any preference to a restaurant? Since you seem to experienced with dining.

Mordret: Me choose? Uh I think its better if you do.

Beastmaster: I have some suggestions, I think my dear sisters have some too if you would like to hear them.

Mordret: Yes yes! I would love to.

Silent stalker: Maido is pretty cool.

Seishan: I personally love "Le cinq" In Paree

Beastmaster: My favourite has to be "Sublimation", I enjoy how fancy the atmosphere is, fits someone as important as myself.

Lonesome Howl: I myself prefer "Place Athénée" it's Crystal brilliance is quite something.

Moonveil: Ultraviolet is my favourite, the Highly immersive courses are incredible.

Deathsinger: Right, as I am a very fancy and uhm very classy person, I indulge only in the most bestest of restaurants. Like Olive Garden.

Revel: Olive Garden isn't fancy.

Deathsinger: Oh yeah? Then why do they have FREE breadstick huh?

Revel: Free soup isn't fancy Hel, only middle class people go there to pretend they are financially stable.

Deathsinger: Well you name a fancy place then!

Revel: Fancy like McDonalds.

The sisters giggled

Ki Song: Stop arguing infront of our esteemed guest girls! Anyways, do you have any preference in these Prince- Mordy.

Mordret: Fuck I can't pronounce anything they said! I can't choose Olive Garden cuz it sounds shit too. Oh yes, I prefer the esteemed establishment McDonalds as Revel mentioned.

They stared at Mordret with slight disgust. Except for Revel, she found it quite funny.

Beastmaster: Are you sure?

Revel: Drive through or take out.

Ki Song: Revel!

Mordret: Oh yes, I prefer drive throughs. I really hope I guessed right.

Revel: Alright death singer can sit in the back of the car.

Deathsinger: No I hate the back of the car its stinky and its too hot!

Mooveil: I'm sitting next to mom,

Ki Song: We are not fitting 9 people in a car! And I wouldn't make our guest sit in the back with you devils Moony!

Mordret: Fuck did I mess up!? I wouldn't mind sitting next to them though- If you wish to I am fine with any other options available at Mac the Donalds.

Revel: Mac The Donalds, hehe.

The other sisters looked at Revel with disdain, except for deathsinger who was still upset from thinking about the back of the car.

Silent stalker: Can we just go?

She looked quite tired.

Deathsinger: Oooh mom can I have a happy-

Ki Song: For spells sake save it for when we get there.

Ki Song sighed deeply.

Ki Song: I we do have to take the car to Maccies, I doubt I can park my dream gate there.

Seishan and Revel: Shotgun!

Thankfully, our small time skip happened before you had to witness 7 sisters fight over where they would sit in the car, only to later realise they would each get a separate uber. Apart from Deathsinger she wasn't allowed alone in a car with a stranger said her mother. Thankfully I have 2 woman to deal with my kids, but that's not the point.

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As a car parked, a young man walked out of it and looked around in worry. Until an emo looking chick waved at him from afar.

Revel: Mac The Donalds is here prince Mordy!

Lonesome Howl: Whispers Stop trolling the guy, you know he committed multiple genocides right?!

Beastmaster and Silent stalker sighed, and Ki Song was restraining Deathsinger from going into the children play zone outside the McDonalds.

Mordret: Ah so this is the place huh, it looks quite fancy. I adore the wood used on the outside.

Seishan: That's fake wood.

Mordret: Of course I knew, it just looked like wood so I referred to it as wood. Anyways, where do we enter this particular establishment? I'm not familiar with this location, unlike the other McDonalds I've definitely visited.

Seishan: They're all the same.

Revel: See that wide road over there where the car just went through? You have to walk through it and speak at microphone to an employee!

Mordret: Yes of course, I will quickly ladies.

Mordret walked towards the drive through.

Beastmaster: Why would you tell him that?

The other sisters nodded in agreement to Eun Bin. And Revel smirked.

Revel: None of you stopped me, I know you wanna see it.

Ki Song: I look away to fetch Hel for 1 minute and this happens! You girls should quit this behaviour!

Ki Song ran towards Mordret and got him to follow her back after 2 cars honked at him. After a quick sponsored break, the group finally entered the McDonalds and sat down at a table

Revel: Alright prince Mordy, you can ask one of the employees for a menu now.

Mordret: Of course. Excuse me sir!-

Beastmaster: No need to do that! I have it right here on my phone. You can look through it and choose whatever. 

Silent Stalker: Just tell me what you want so I can order it at the machine.

Revel: And they call me anti-social.

Ki Song: Don't listen to Revel, I'm proud of you for stepping up to do this my sweet girl.

Lonesome howl: She's just gonna click a few buttons mom.

Mordret: How interesting, is the could you tell me what this item here is?

Beastmaster: Of course, what is it called?

Mordret: It just popped up saying "Secret Bf [sent attachment]", is it a secret meal I'm not aware of?

Beastmaster quickly grabbed the phone from Mordrets hand, but the harm had been done already. All the sisters went quiet and stared at Beastmaster, including Deathsinger for once. Ki song lost all the smiles she could keep up before, and frowned deeply.

Ki Song: Let's keep that for later when we get home. I'd want to see the attachment too.

Revel: How "big" is this attachment sis.

Beastmaster: Shut up!

Beastmaster lost her smile swell, and Revel didn't keep her smirk for long after seeing her mothers stare. Until someone broke the silence.

Deathsinger: Can I get a happy meal mom?!

Everyone looked at Deathsinger, but no one seemed surprised.

Ki Song: Sure, have you guys decided what you want as well?

Beastmaster: I'll take a ceasar salad.

Ki Song: Are you sure that's enough? You're a growing girl you know.

Beastmaster: I'm almost 50 mom.

Ki Song: Whatever you say.

Seishan: I'll get a cheeseburger meal.

Lonesome Howl: Fish-o-fillet for me.

Moonveil: Ice cream.

Ki Song: How about you eat that after a real meal?

Moonveil: Ice cream.

Ki Song sighed.

Revel: Giggling I'll take the Mac The Donalds special, the Mac The Big with a milkshake.

Silent stalker: I'm taking the McChicken.

Deathsinger: I want a happy meal mom!

Ki Song: You already said that dear. What will you get prince of- Mordy?

Mordret: Fuck! I'm once again in this stupid situation! They took me to this super fancy place and I can't choose something to eat! I didn't even get a good look on that phone! It's cool I can play it off and seem cultured, I once read a book about history. Right, I will take the Chicken nuggets.

Revel: Good choice lowkey.

Mordret: Of course it is because they contain dinosaur meat. They're gonna be so impressed I know this, I read somewhere that chickens were dinosaurs.

Seishan: What?

Deathsinger: I want dino nuggies too mom!

Ki Song: If you finish your happy meal sure.

Silent Stalker walked away as Deathsinger kept talking about, actually, even as an omniscient narrator I cannot comprehend the brain rot she was screaming about. This went on until a loud scream from across the restaurant took the tables attention., which also took us to that particular table.

Nephis: Sunny stop screaming!

Sunny: Just let me do my thing alright! Hey excuse me waitress!

A female employee walked up to the table.

Waitress: How can I help you sir?

Sunny: Yeah why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?

Waitress: I'm sorry what?

Sunny: SHUT YO BITCH ASS I'MA COME IN HERE AND SHOOT YOUR ASS

Jet: I get this reference, but no one heard me because I'm kinda irrelevant and I'm only saying this line to be included in this chapter today.

On the other side of the table sat 3 people.

Kai: I can't take anything but the salad Effie, You know I need to stay on my diet right.

Effie: Whatever, I can have your points then right?

Kai: Sure, I don't really use the app anyways.

Ling: Mom when is dad coming?

Effie: He's waiting in the car.

Ling: Okay can I have Dr Pepper with my happy meal mom?

Effie: They don't have that here sweety.

Ling: Ugh! Fine, I brought my own anyways.

Little ling grabbed a can of Dr Pepper out of his pockets.

Effie: WHAT? How long has that been in your pants boy?!

Ling: Since we left home...

Effie: Its so hot outside, and you're wearing black pants for spells sake! Give that here you can't drink it!

Ling: Nuh uh I want my Dr Pepper! Why are you allowed to drink warm coffee then!

Effie: That's different, you're gonna get some kind of virus from it!

Effie grabbed the Dr Pepper and threw it behind her back, only for it to land perfectly standing on the counter. Sadly, no one saw this happen so she would never get to see the praise for what she had accomplished.

Nephis: I see why Cassie didn't join us today.

Waitress: Calm down sir, I apologise. Would you like anything else on the house for this accident

Sunny: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKE 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WASTE 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTA 55 PEPPERS AND A 155 TATERS

Jet: You see I get this reference too, anyways, I've had enough screen time to feel included this chapter, farewell.

And this takes us back to our own obnoxious table.

Silent stalker sat back down and placed a sign with a the number "67" on the table.

Seishan: What took you so long?

Silent stalker: I accidentally clicked to donate 50 cents, had to redo it.

Revel: Fat fingers.

Ki Song: I'll take away your AirPods if you don't stop Revy.

Revel: Not I'm sorry mom I'll stop! I need those for my emo music you know that!

Mordret: Holy shit they're so fucking annoying! All of them are horrible to interact with! Thank Solvane herself that they look good. Anyways, I'm pretty excited to try this food out.

Lucky for us, the overly processed food did not take long to get prepared and brought to our table, and our lovely table dove right into eating their food with grace, except for Deathsinger who devoured it with no shame.

Deathsinger: Mouth full of fries Mom look at my toy it can walk on its own!

Ki Song: I see it dear, its super awesome. I should get whoever made my flaw to pay child support, this is ridiculous.

Mordret: How do I even eat this? Whatever I'm hungry as fuck.

Mordret ate one of the chicken nuggets, and his eyes sprung wide open. Moonveil stared at him with a small wooden ice cream spoon in her mouth.

Mordret: Is this what they call, fine dining? It's is near perfect! So incredibly delightful! The taste, the flavour, the texture! Perfect! Every cell in my body is trembling...

Seishan: Glaze.

Deathsinger: Can I have one?! I want one please!!

Mordret: No way- I mean, sure only 1 though. Fat fucking bitch! I can't look bad infront of her mom though.

Deathsinger grabbed the whole box and ran off with it.

Mordret: MY NUGGETS, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

The sisters laughed, and Deathsinger came back seconds later with an empty box.

Deathsinger: Here's your box.

Mordret: MY NUGGIES, YOU VILE FAT PI- excuse me I need to use the bathroom.

Mordret went to the bathroom, and after the sisters had their gossip he came back with red eyes and a very worn out expression.

Revel: Don't look at me you're not getting my food.

Beastmaster sighed

Beastmaster: Want the rest of my salad Mordy?

Mordret: No, I'm fine thank you.

Beastmaster: What about you Hel, want this salad? You really need some greens.

Deathsinger: Nooo... I'm completely full already.

Beastmaster: Whatever.

Moonveil tapped her mothers shoulder.

Ki Song: What is it Moony?

Moonveil: Ice cream.

Ki Song: You want another one? Sure at least you'd have eaten something.

Deathsinger: I want one too mom!

Ki Song: I thought you weren't hungry.

Ki Song walked away and brought back an ice cream for Moonveil a minute or so later.

Revel: So prince Mordy, can you tell us how you came to know of Mac The Donalds?

Mordret: Yes of course! Aster took me to many restaurants in my youth. I came to know allot about the world.

He was lying once more.

Revel: Giggling Right, can you name other restaurants you've been to?

Mordret: Uhhh, yeah duh. Have you heard of the Krusty Krab? Or the exqesuite Chum Bucket?

Seishan: Softly under her breath Loser.

Mordret: What?

Seishan: Nothi- Hey don't take my fries Hel you had your own ones to eat!

Deathsinger: Her mouth full of fries What fwies?!

Silent stalker: You're disgusting.

Ki Song: Stop it already! That's it were going home!

Ki Song stood up and grabbed Deathsinger, walking away from the table.

Seishan: But mom I'm not done yet!

Ki Song: Move it.

The other sisters stood up and walked behind her in obedience. Their voices slowly fading in the distance

Deathsinger: No mom I forgot my toy please! I need the box to add to my collection too!

Beastmaster: You have collection of Happy meal boxes? Those are dirty you know.

Seishan: Ew.

The family soon exited the building, leaving mordret sitting alone at the table.

Mordret: Fuck me. My damn nuggies.

A tear slipped down his cheek.

And the group from the other obnoxious table walked by to exit the building, only for the little kid to stop briefly next to Mordret.

Ling: Hey man, I feel you. My mom stole my fav food too.

Mordret: Thanks bro.

Ling: Here, cheer up bro.

Ling handed Mordret his Happy meal toy, which looked like a plastic replica of Anvil himself hitting a sword on an anvil. The anvil was engraved with the words "Hail Valor".

Mordret: Thanks. I need to kill this guy, he's the reason this happened. Stupid name, stupid clan of his. 

And so, the group walked out the Maccies, Mordret stared at his cheap toy and before throwing it in the trash bin only to fish it out again. He knew it actually looked pretty cool, even if he hated his father. He continued to blame every little inconvenience on his father, even after that day.

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That's it for today folks, the moral of the story, don't take fat bit- Don't take fridges to dates. Even if they look skinny, catfishing got out of hand after awakends came to earth. Make sure to eat some greens sometimes, because I know you don't. Till next time.

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