I Became an Unofficial Healer

“Oh my, Jin-sang, are you upset?”

Miriana noona continued to smile slyly even though I shouted.

“I’m not upset!”

“Come on~ you are upset.”

“Really, I’m not! But, while I’m glad to be in a party with Luna, weren’t you teasing me too much? I mean… I admit it! It was arrogant of me, an F-rank piece of trash, to think I could be any match for a C-rank like Luna!”

“I never called you trash. So you’ve been holding that thought in your heart?”

No harsh truths, please!

“Anyway! Even if I couldn’t match her, you didn’t have to tease me that much!”

“Hmm~ Do you really think so?”

“What?”

Miriana noona crossed her arms and said.

“You saw it too, right? Luna is in a state where her self-esteem is extremely low. Some kind-hearted person suddenly brought her to my house on the very day her party disbanded, without giving her time to recover.”

“Ugh…”

“So, would simple persuasion work on Luna? It’s better to thoroughly make her realize that Jin-sang desperately needs her help. From that perspective, bringing her today was a good choice. If she acknowledged it in such a low self-esteem state… even after she becomes calm, she’ll think that she’s necessary for you?”

Miriana noona’s words made sense.

Thinking calmly, Luna probably won’t avoid me when we meet tomorrow.
Miriana noona personally made sure that Luna perceived me as an incompetent weakling who can’t even defeat goblins or slimes alone.

“But did you have to make us arm-wrestle like that?”

“Jin-sang? Originally, I was planning to end it after 2-3 arm-wrestling attempts and somehow persuade her myself. But you’re the one who kept asking for rematches, right?”

“Ugh!”

“Well, thanks to that, the persuasion became much easier. Looking at it that way, our Jin-sang worked very hard~. Oh, but… pfft! I-I didn’t know you’d lose so badly even using both hands… puhuh!”

“Ah! Noona, I hate you!”

I couldn’t hold back and blurted out my true feelings.

“Kuhuh, pfft. S-sorry. Our Jin-sang seems really upset~ Kuhuh!”

Let’s stop laughing first before speaking.

“Phew, noona is sorry~.”

Miriana noona spoke in a coquettish voice and hugged my arm.

The sensation of Miriana noona’s voluptuous F-cup breasts transmitted through my arm.

Ah… what is this?

The softness is making my anger subside.

Is this… the power of women?
The power of… breasts?

Instead, a certain other part of me is starting to get excited.

“But Jin-sang is a pushover, right?”

This noona!

“Could you be even weaker than me?”

“Miriana noona. Even so, that’s not true. You’re not an adventurer either.”

“Right? But… Jin-sang got dominated so~ badly earlier. Seeing that, I wonder… if you might be weaker than me~.”

“That’s really not true!”

“I can’t believe you?”

“This noona, really!”

Why do you tease me like this!

“Oh my, Jin-sang, are you angry now? Then, how about… showing noona that Jin-sang is stronger while.”

Miriana noona brought her face closer and whispered in my ear.

“Will you punish noona?”

Urgh!

My ear, my ear is ticklish…!

With her seductive tone, that certain part became more excited and my body trembled.

But having tasted the sensation of noona’s breasts, my irritation and anger subsided a little, and I realized.

Ah, this is a trap.

I quickly moved away from noona.

“Th-this noona! Again! Y-you’re after my p-purity!”

“Oh my, how did you know? I thought you’d push me down in your anger.”

“Your precious assets felt too good, so my anger subsided.”

“Tsk, Jin-sang’s unnecessary virgin nature made me fail? To think your anger would subside just from touching breasts… it’s cute, but it got in the way this time.”

“Hey! What n-nonsense are you saying!”

No harsh truths, please!

“N-no matter how much Miriana noona seduces me! I, my prin…”

“Yes~ virgin stubbornness~.”

“Ah, noona, come on!”

Miriana noona shrugged her shoulders with a sly smile.

“Honestly, isn’t it an honor that I’m seducing you?”

“It is an honor that the Queen of the Night is doing this. But as I said, I have my principles!”

Looking at me as I spoke with determination, Miriana noona pinched her thumb and other fingers together, opening and closing them while saying.

“Ah’m stickiwng to mah pwinciples~.”

She imitated my words in an extremely infuriating way.

“Noona!”

“Alright, alright, I’ll stop. I’ve seen enough of Jin-sang’s cute side today. But remember this, Jin-sang.”

Miriana noona licked her lips and said.

“When your virginity is lost… then all those principles and stubbornness you talk about will be gone, so be prepared? Noona won’t hold back♪”

Shudder!

A sensation of both happiness and chills washed over me.

Somehow, if I stay here, my chastity is in danger!

“N-noona! I’ll be going now!”

“Okay, take care~ When you do it with Luna, you must tell me~ Noona will show you heaven~.”

“No, what do you mean ‘do it’! Thanks for the delicious food!”

I quickly left noona’s house.

…I wonder what heaven is like?

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The next day.

I woke up as usual in the morning and started my serving job at the adventurer’s guild.

“J-Jin-sang!”

“Ah, Luna.”

While I was serving, Luna, who had entered the adventurer’s guild and sat at a table, gently raised her hand and called me.

“Did you sleep well last night?”

“Um, yes! I-I slept well because I a-ate something delicious. Did you sleep well, Jin-sang?”

“Yes. I went back right after Luna left and slept.”

“I-I see. Um… f-from today, we’re a party… right? P-please take care of me.”

Fortunately, Luna didn’t say that she wouldn’t form a party after all.

“Yes! Ah, since I need to finish my serving job, we’ll probably take requests from the afternoon, is that okay?”

“It’s f-fine! Hehe, I’ll w-wait.”

“Thank you.”

As she said, Luna really waited for me while I worked, occasionally ordering drinks.

Ugh, time, pass quickly.

So I can finally take my first party request that I’ve been yearning for…

“Jin-sang~.”

“Eek!”

While I was lost in thought, Blex called me.

No, I shouldn’t be startled just by being called by name.

That’s disrespectful.

I gathered my wits and headed to the table where Blex was sitting.

“Yes, Blex. How may I help you with your order?”

“Yes, thank you. But may I ask you a question?”

“What is it? Ah, I’m not going to form a party with you! I won’t become a berserker either!”

“My, I haven’t even mentioned that yet. Besides… hehe, it seems your party plans have already gone ahead.”

Blex looked toward where Luna was sitting.

“I heard you took Luna with you when I wasn’t around? Jin-sang… you’re capable, huh?”

Wink!

Please stop.

Please don’t wink at me like Miriana noona with that burly body of yours.

It gives me chills.

“She was so sad, so I just took her somewhere to eat something delicious.”

“Something delicious? What was it?”

“Super king-sized Orc Champion Steak.”

“Oh my, my, my, that’s rumored to be incredibly delicious and hard to get! Has Jin-sang been earning that much money?”

“A noona I know prepared it.”

“Aha, I see. Jin-sang, you have good connections?”

“Are you done with your question? Please tell me your order.”

“Aw, don’t be like that~ Just tell me one more thing. Did you form a party?”

“Yes, starting today.”

“I see… that’s good. That you could form a party right away.”

Blex gave Luna a serious look.

Since Blex had also seen Luna break up with parties multiple times,
he seemed glad to see her regain her spirits by forming a party with me right away.

“Please order quickly. Others are waiting.”

“Hehe, alright. Then… I’ll have steak today too! Oh, and beer, please~.”

“From the morning?”

“Today’s my day off~.”

“Yes. Steak and beer, right? Please wait a moment.”

“Hey! Quack healer! Where’s my salad!”

“It hasn’t even been a minute since you ordered! Wait a bit!”

Samurth teased me as usual.

Damn elf.

◈

After finishing my serving job, I went to Celine with Luna.

“Celine.”

“H-hello.”

“Hello, Mr. Lee Jin-sang, Miss Luna.”

Celine always had a beautiful smile, but today her smile seemed even prettier.

“We’ve decided to become a party.”

“I see. Mr. Lee Jin-sang, congratulations on forming a party.”

“Thank you!”

“Miss Luna too… congratulations on forming a new party.”

“Th-thank you… hehe.”

Looking at Luna, who was smiling awkwardly, Celine somehow showed an even more benevolent smile.

“Have you decided on a party name?”

“Um… we just formed the party yesterday. We don’t have one yet. Ah, is it necessary right now?”

“No, you can tell me the party name later.”

“Then I’ll tell you when we decide.”

“Understood. What kind of request will you take? Will it be herb gathering as usual?”

Now that we’ve finally formed a party, we shouldn’t just keep gathering herbs.

I shook my head and looked at Luna.

“No, now that we’ve formed a party… I’d like to subjugate monsters. Is that okay with you, Luna?”

“U-um! I’m fine with it. D-do whatever request you want, Jin-sang.”

Luna said she would respect my opinion.

“Celine.”

Then, to mark our first request as a party…

“We’ll take the slime subjugation request.”

We’re starting from level 1 monsters, step by step.