Chapter 26: Chapter 26: The Filthy Pervert, Miss Lumina
[Pure White Moon: Hello everyone, I'm Pure White Moon. I'm here to find some doujinshi.]
Lumina's social media handle was Pure White Moon—a pure, ethereal being perched high in the heavens, seemingly beyond mortal reach.
Well... at least, that's how it appeared on the surface...
[San: Welcome, newbie!]
[Yu Sheng: Welcome, newcomer!]
[Bi Linglinghou: Welcome! You can download the app from the group files. If you run into any issues, feel free to ask—unless it's some brain-dead question that's been asked a hundred times.]
As soon as Lumina joined the group, several members welcomed her. Bi Linglinghou, the group's owner, was also the source of all its mischief.
None of this mattered to Lumina. Lounging lazily on her sofa, she tapped out a message on her phone:
[Pure White Moon: Any doujinshi featuring Lumina?]
[Bi Linglinghou: There's one, but it's trash—terrible quality. If it didn't have "Lumina" in the keywords, I wouldn't have even clicked on it.]
[Bi Linglinghou: I spent ages scrutinizing it, trying to find something worthwhile, but there's nothing there.]
[Pure White Moon: ok]
After sending her reply, Lumina opened the group files and downloaded the app. She unzipped it, installed it, and a new "Study" app icon appeared on her phone's home screen.
She tapped the icon to open the app. Without glancing at anything else, she typed "Lumina" into the search bar.
Only one result appeared. She clicked on it and began reading.
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It didn't take Lumina long to finish reading.
[Pure White Moon: What the hell is this garbage? You call this a doujinshi?]
After finishing, Lumina immediately closed the app and complained in the group chat.
[Bi Linglinghou: Right? Everyone says it's trash.]
[Bi Linglinghou: Want me to recommend some real gems? I've got some collector's items here~]
[Pure White Moon: No thanks, I'm only interested in Lumina.]
Lumina raised an eyebrow at the group owner's message. It was clear from that one sentence that Bi Linglinghou was a total pervert.
[Bi Linglinghou: Uh-huh, your profile says you're a girl? Send us a pic and prove it!
( •◡-)-♡]
[Over a Decade: Goddamn it, just because her profile says she's a girl doesn't mean she actually is!]
[The Saintess's Fall: This Linglinghou kid is seriously starving.]
Ignoring their messages, Lumina silently tapped "Leave Group Chat."
I've got the software now. What use do I have for you anymore?
[Why are you so skilled at this...?]
The System watched in utter astonishment as Lumina executed a series of fluid, practiced movements.
"Is it really that difficult?" Lumina countered, noticing the System's shock.
System: ...
"Time for bed," Lumina murmured, slowly rising from the sofa and drifting toward the plush, inviting bed.
"Mmm~ so comfortable♪"
She flopped down, pulled the covers over herself, and let out a contented sigh.
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Just as Lumina closed her eyes, ready to drift into dreams of cozying up with cute girls, her phone suddenly chimed with a distinctive ringtone.
Her eyes snapped open. Lumina grabbed the phone and glanced at the screen. This particular ringtone was reserved for messages from a specific group of friends.
As for which group that was, well, you'd have to ask Lumina herself.
[March 7th: Sister Lumina, we've encountered a Stellaron! (ಥ_ಥ)~~]
[March 7th: [image.jpg]]
[March 7th: It's right here on this planet!]
Seeing the message was from March 7th, Lumina couldn't help but smile. Her slender fingers tapped lightly on her phone screen as she sent a message:
[Lumina: A Stellaron? Should I come help you deal with it?]
[March 7th: Ah? No, no, we can handle this ourselves! No need to trouble you, Sister Lumina.]
[March 7th: This Trailblaze is just me, Dan Heng, and Stelle. With yours truly on the case, a mere Stellaron will be a piece of cake!]
Lumina had barely sent her message when March 7th replied within seconds. It seemed she was either constantly glued to the chat screen or had her phone glued to her hand, eagerly awaiting Lumina's messages.
Reading March 7th's reply, Lumina could already picture the dorky, pink-haired girl on the other end, brimming with misplaced confidence.
[Lumina: Alright, alright, March 7th is the greatest!]
[Lumina: Good job, March! ♪ You're the best~ (voice message)]
On the other end of the phone, March 7th stared at Lumina's voice message. After glancing at her locked bedroom door, she held the phone to her ear and pressed play.
"Good job, March! You're the best~♪"
"Hehe... hehehe..." Hearing Lumina's familiar voice, March 7th couldn't help but giggle foolishly.
After a moment of silly laughter, she snapped back to attention, looked at her phone screen, saved the voice message, and sent a text:
[March 7th: Sister Lumina, I'm going to sleep now. We're starting the Trailblaze early tomorrow.]
[Lumina: Okay, get some rest. I'm going to bed too.]
[Lumina: Good night! ♪]
[Lumina has logged off.]
[March 7th: Good night.]
Watching Lumina's offline notification, March 7th hesitated for a moment before sending her own good night message.
She yanked up her blanket, burrowing completely under it, and repeatedly tapped Lumina's voice message.
"Good job, March! You're the best~♪"
"Hehe~ hehehe~"
March 7th's face beamed with a mischievous grin, her entire being buzzing with giddy excitement. She wriggled incessantly on the bed, rolling back and forth all giddy.
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"Time for bed. I wonder what kind of dream I should have tonight?"
After ending her chat with March 7th, Lumina set her phone down, turned onto her side, and settled into a comfortable position on the bed.
"Ah, if only I had a fragrant, soft, and lovely young girl to cuddle with right now..."
[Tsk tsk, so much for the pure Saintess. More like a Filthy pervert, if you ask me.]
"Shut up!"